Photoshop 2026 is such a buggy mess that I may finally switch off it.

Oh no, how many of these chodes who threatened to leave NYC are going to try coming to Austin?

The NFL virtual measurement is stupid.

Even I haven’t seen it

The military originally started to require soldiers to be clean shaven because they needed a good seal on their WWI gas masks. Had nothing to do with looks.

He's a cranky old man. 14, and no teeth.

Spidey still being cute

I’m at that age where I forget exactly how old I am

Hasbro just applied for a trademark on the Transformers transforming sound. In the process, they officially shown us how to make it in an audio editor.

Not sure this is enforceable in any way.

Devastator twerking

He's got dumps like a truck, truck, truck...

It’s been a while, Yokohama - ahem - Osaka Gundam 🥹

These guys are so mad that they're not funny.

Are they waiting for halftime in the Packers game for this press conference?

I can hear this picture

Holy fuck! It's jarring seeing Spencer Cox on TV after being out of Utah for more than a year.

Pawn Stars has a guy who can come in and verify a signature. Why hasn't every news network had that guy on today?

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Is everyone watching the Steelers game to see if Rogers gets hurt?

The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

Isn’t blowing up a random boat in international waters just piracy?

Honor code violation

A Yacht, A Mustache: How A President Hid His Tumor In the summer of 1893 and at the beginning of an economic depression, President Grover Cleveland disappeared for four days to have secret surgery on a yacht. Author Matthew Algeo recounts the episode,...

In the summer of 1893, President Grover Cleveland disappeared for four days to have secret surgery on a yacht.
www.npr.org/2011/07/06/1...

Every time Ken Paxton brings up the Ten Commandments, someone should ask him which one is about adultery.

I left, and you can, too

That new purple Baja Blast tastes like cough medicine.

Time for Doggett to step aside.

‘Women Have Always Been on the Front Lines.’ How Five Women at the Texas Capitol Stood Up to ‘Fascism.’ Rep. Nicole Collier, a Fort Worth Democrat, spent the night held hostage in the Texas House. Four enraged women refused to leave her side.

New from @iamleslierangel.bsky.social and me:

Rep. Nicole Collier spent the night held hostage in the Texas House. Then four enraged women — many of them mothers — refused to leave her side overnight. The slept in jail; are banned from Capitol grounds for a year.

thebarbedwire.com/2025/08/19/h...

This is absolutely wild. #txlege

as a former projectionist, I fully understand and appreciate speaking in reels.