Hello, Leauxla

I love this picture so much, I might put this mf on Facebook.

I wish we could lock our pages.

I regret this, but i’m almost done.

I’m so tired of these AI grandparents on IG.

is it too late at night to wash and blow dry my hair? let’s seee.

yes & caught up in whatever fantasy they make up about me in their minds that i’m completely unaware of

every time I think i’ve settled on a favorite foundation, I fall for something else.

i’m finna go ta bed!

where are the children!?

lol I think my problem is a lil different. people can’t believe they’ve made it here when they get here, so they think i’m tripping for liking them. either that or they don’t think i’m a real person.

my thoughts EXACTLY.

lmao what exactly is that?

I’m starting to believe that I look too good to belong to somebody , that might be my curse.

a man came up to me and asked where my Valentine was, I said “you’re looking at her”..

yeah, exactly… 💋

I hate an ill fitting hat. what is you doing with this loose fedora on?

I decided last minute to go somewhere. My dress is BANGING, my body is BANGING.. Happy Valentine’s Day to everybody who gets to look at me tonight, you’re welcome.

I would have loved to go to a rage room tonight.

Im 6’2

I’ve retired from that game. lmao good luck everybody!

they are also 56 years old, sister.

It’s okay to realize you just don’t like him.. he can be a cool dude and you just don’t like him no more.

Some of us didn't hop online in the 90s or the 2000s to get rich and famous, man.

Some of us hopped online in the 90s and 2000s 'cause it was FUN to chat with people all over the world... for free!

Baby, we grew up when it cost a zillion dollars to call long distance! We had pen pals at school!

Leaving is living. Being in a relationship or marriage isn’t the be all to end all. You should walk away from anything and anyone that disturbs your peace. Life is too short for anything less

I think Joey took my favorite thing off the menu.

a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' . ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .

y’all niggas ain’t low, but I am.

It’s “bad advice” because if someone close to him followed it, he’d likely be single.

I’m a caesar salad connoisseur

I want to go to Joey Uptown but I KNOW it’s gonna be stupid tonight.

I wanted to go to a comedy show after work, but now I kinda just want to go lay down.