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So itโ€™s no longer her yata?

24.02.2026 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cybertruck Ignite! ("Afternoon Delight" song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald Cybertruck Ignite! ("Afternoon Delight" song parody)

And thatโ€™s not even counting the ones that were blown up intentionally!

24.02.2026 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bonus if Gypsy appears then exits like Al Green.

24.02.2026 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Someone tell Pam Bondi it's time to talk about the Epstein files. The Dow is under 50,000.

24.02.2026 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5545    ๐Ÿ” 1352    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 164    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46
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a shirtless man with a beard is holding a bottle of kleenex in his right hand Alt: a shirtless man with a beard is holding a bottle of Ranch dressing and squeezes it into his mouth

Since when does one need an excuse?

24.02.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they can do it, why can't we?

23.02.2026 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Luckily, with the advancement of AI, it is now possible to create an entirely believable video of a medical ship on the way to Greenland, in order to placate the president.

23.02.2026 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Largest tariffs in 90 years" and also "largest trade deficit in 90 years."

Seems like the policy didn't achieve its stated goal.

22.02.2026 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1597    ๐Ÿ” 498    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
I love Lucy scene drinking vitameatavegamin

I love Lucy scene drinking vitameatavegamin

Jeanine Pirro concurs.

21.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a trench coat is smiling next to a man in a suit . Alt: Melania Trump stands next to Donald Trump. She starts with a smile then turns to the side with a look of disgust.

He donโ€™t do that no more.

21.02.2026 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Les Rita Mitsouko - Marcia Baรฏla (Clip Officiel)
YouTube video by Les Rita Mitsouko Les Rita Mitsouko - Marcia Baรฏla (Clip Officiel)

This one has the requisite amount of cowbell ๐Ÿ„ ๐Ÿ””

21.02.2026 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
We Gotta Stop the Raids (song parody / cover)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald We Gotta Stop the Raids (song parody / cover)

My audition to become a Raging Granny:

21.02.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please add โ€œillegalโ€ in front whenever discussing Trump tarriffs.

21.02.2026 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Paused The Tariff (Donald Trump "I Shot The Sheriff" song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald I Paused The Tariff (Donald Trump "I Shot The Sheriff" song parody)

SCOTUS torpedoes Trump tariffs!

20.02.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM.
BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

20.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23725    ๐Ÿ” 4849    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 178    ๐Ÿ“Œ 118

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

20.02.2026 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6479    ๐Ÿ” 930    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 312    ๐Ÿ“Œ 155
I Eff'd A Couch and I Liked It (J. D. Vance song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald I Eff'd A Couch and I Liked It (J. D. Vance song parody)

He has changed the upholstery on his couch, on multiple occasions.

20.02.2026 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ivana Trump grave site

Ivana Trump grave site

Plenty of staircases, plenty of room on the golf course.

19.02.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As they dragged Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor away, he screamed, โ€œDonโ€™t you know the Dow is at 50,000?โ€

19.02.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1392    ๐Ÿ” 297    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Are you scared Donald? You sound scared...

19.02.2026 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're anti-ICE, they'll come for you.

19.02.2026 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is crawling on the floor and saying " my glasses i can 't see without my glasses " Alt: Velma from the "Scooby Doo" cartoon is crawling on the floor and saying " my glasses i can't see without my glasses "

My subtitles! I can't hear without my subtitles!

19.02.2026 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those billions of ICE and DHS funds are not going to spend themselves.

19.02.2026 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
In The Jailhouse Now (Donald Trump Song Parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald In The Jailhouse Now (Donald Trump Song Parody)

I had given up hope, but are you saying thereโ€™s still a chance?

19.02.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"See you on the inside"

19.02.2026 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6335    ๐Ÿ” 1760    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 286    ๐Ÿ“Œ 118

They already have their own: youโ€™ve heard of the Olympics and the Paralympics, but there is also the Perrolympics. ๐Ÿ•

We tried to create one for cats but they refused to cooperate.

19.02.2026 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This also happened to HBO > HBO MAX > MAX > HBO MAX again.

19.02.2026 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like the way you roll. ๐Ÿ‘

19.02.2026 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was my thought as well.

19.02.2026 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Motor-bunning

18.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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