@patmfitz.bsky.social
Politics and parody. Writer of funny song lyrics and parody songs on my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@patmfitz π«DMs π«Crypto π«MAGA
Itβs like he tells many of the women in his life: βShhh! Just let it happen, close your eyes and take it all in, it will be over soon.β
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Itβs almost as if theyβre having a most punchable face competition over there.
04.12.2025 23:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My kids in their early 20βs each got 70βs. My wife got 21 since she likes K-pop.
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I tried that today, then got to the step βwrap dough and refrigerate for 1 to 2 daysββ¦ dammit!
04.12.2025 21:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Two weeks, start the countdown!
04.12.2025 21:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just used some grabbinβ tongs to reach down low for something deep in the back of a floor cabinet, so itβs not just for the top shelves. π€
04.12.2025 18:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donald Trump is an inspiration to failures everywhere. We may have failed as human beings, but we haven't failed as badly as Donald has.
04.12.2025 13:42 β π 1012 π 167 π¬ 64 π 5
A painting of Jesus cleansing the temple, with the text: IF ANYONE EVER ASKS YOU WHAT WOULD JESUS DO REMIND HIM THAT FLIPPING OVER TABLES AND CHASING PEOPLE WITH A WHIP IS WITHIN THE REALM OF POSSIBILITIES
04.12.2025 17:13 β π 34 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0They have replaced that with WWJDD: βWhat Would JD Doβ
04.12.2025 17:07 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They will claim itβs a left wing anarchist / antifa who meant to attack Trump supporters and/or was a false flag attack meant to be blamed on MAGA.
04.12.2025 16:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stop being soy boys - step up and be soy men!
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MAGA dude
Iβm not saying heβs lonely, but he gives off the vibe of a man whose last hug was from a TSA agent.
04.12.2025 12:19 β π 380 π 48 π¬ 53 π 3
Comic two men on the roof of a castle I SEE MUSIC OPEN THE GATE! IT'S COUNTRY MUSIC CLOSE THE GATE! ITS JOHNNY CASH OPEN THE GATE A LITTLE!
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Tell that to your wife.
03.12.2025 16:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think they gave her lunch π
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A scene from the movie, the Wizard of Oz, in which a witch flies by during a tornado
All she would need is a broom:
03.12.2025 13:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thankfully we got out of the biz.
03.12.2025 06:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The only one who comes close is this smug smiler:
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A scene from the tv show Stranger Things, outside the school with a crowd of students
My daughter was an extra on Stranger Things S2. On the left with ponytails.
03.12.2025 05:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0If you wrote this cabinet meeting as a scene in a screenplay, you would be laughed out of your pitch meeting. Nobody could be that sycophantic.
03.12.2025 04:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sleep soundly, Don
And think about your better times
Before you blew up all those boats
And did war crimes
π this is the real answer
03.12.2025 01:34 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm in Atlanta and I just randomly burst into song.
03.12.2025 01:19 β π 6 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Being drunk does not count as βthe fog of warβ, Pete.
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Mittens was the best part, but I wonder how you're going to handle bringing him back after the tragic mulching accident in the first book.
02.12.2025 22:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The power of the Sharpie.
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He's not going to make it another year, is he?
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