Our Department of WAR strategy is straight out of the classic Sun Tzu text, “Art of the War: Neg the Military by Not Paying Them and Deploy Them Against Their Friends and Family.“
Classic work.
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Send the NATIONAL GUARD to [the] CHICAGO [SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS]
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Yes, if we subsume every new customer of China’s, we cannot lose GDP
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I too am shooketh
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Department of Education DEMANDS that COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY CHANGES ITS NAME, as part of a settlement with this administration, to CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN
Because still we care greatly about antisemitism.
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Who’s going to Reichstag Fire Island this year?
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Chat, should we clone Hitler?
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America‘s ISIS
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They are going DAVID ATTENBOROUGH on ICE, which we all know is a WAR CRIME
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Vampires sleep during the day.
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NYT JOKE HEADLINE
Yes. It could raise issues. COULD. EXCELLENT CONJECTURE.
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Hamas has been fine. This is the official policy of this administration now.
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“In terms of medical, in terms of medical costs, in terms of knowledge, it's basically information. And information at a level that nobody thought possible before. So we'll see.”
Yes.
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They are fighting FROGMEN EVERY DAY
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@nintendousa.bsky.social
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Following @lizzobeeating.bsky.social’s example, I will be trademarking “100% THAT dumbass.” Glad that people are noticing my work!
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king of the assholes has a nice ring to it
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You had it right before
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THIS GUY
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I still have a job, so pretty well?
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Thanks! I have to thank my manager, satan, and my family, for staying out of the ever expanding void where my soul used to be!
Oh, they’re playing me off
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Don’t discount the stupidity man
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LETS
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Thanks for supporting my dumb ass. It’s always nice to meet a fan ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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whenever it gets good
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Why? I’m out and proud about it
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Thanks, bro. Back at ya
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And?
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That’ll be the day
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