@slyfiv.bsky.social
The Patron Saint of Cats & Honest Liars. Working my way to glory one horrific failure at a time.
I am a big hater of great apes.
And hippies
Hippy great ape is the worst
ITS THE NOISE IT MAKES
IT SOUNDS LIKE ILLOOZEEEEEM
Spot on with oranguru tho.
Probably because I hate him with the fiery passion of 10000 burning suns
Man I had it all fucked up. I call it ill-oo-zeem.
I'll pull the I'm American so i cant read card as a defensive measure
Yeah, this day is a wash. We'll try again tomorrow
23.11.2025 07:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can make art.
The biggest step isn't getting good at art, it's being willing to make art that doesn't match the idea of "good art" in your head.
Making a lot of imperfect art is an essential step toward making perfect art; a counterproductive goal you shouldn't have anyway.
Just make art.
Maybe they're hobbits, since this year has been a bit of a journey, but they're still cute little guys doing their best.
Looks like a Frodo, Merry, Pippin & Sam >_>
If we wanted to break up the group, the little grey guy could be Gandalf...cuz it is grey
@stefscribbles.bsky.social I really love your profile picture.
Looking forward to seeing many scribbles.
We've been doing that for like 6 years or some shit at this point.
So wild.
It's fun when you make an internet friend & end up being good friends with them for years.
@emhrichard.bsky.social lives on the other side of the world, but I'll routinely wake up to horrible memes.
I get him back by send him innocuous pictures saying things like "I think that is a penis, Richard"
She is a very pretty color that looks almost like birch wood.
>_> There are some very underrated tree species that make great names!
www.cookwoods.com/pages/wood-b...
This page is cool cuz it shows the color of the woodgrain & the name.
(My cat is a stripey guy who looks like Imbuia wood :D)
I am not sorry.
I am liking and unliking that bitch on purpose.
To make sure you know how much I like your post.
It's not the app. It is me.
You look like you'd be my favorite character in a Sci-fi show.
22.11.2025 23:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah, spheal was my most expensive purchase ever, but he is basically a chair, so. I managed to justify it. 😅
Yeah! nice to meet you :D
>:( BUT IM JUST GLAD TO HEAR FROM HIM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOVE IS BULLSHIT
The beautiful idiot that I am unconditionally in love with texted me at 8 fucking 30 AM on this fine Saturday morning.
He is so lucky that he has my heart, for that sleep was hard won, and far too short.
Any other would be summarily executed for the offense.
THE URGE IS SO REAL Haha
I've got the GIANT spheal from the pokemon center, so I live the body slamming plushies dream fairly frequently 😅
You might enjoy @floralmenace.bsky.social . They make some hella cute lil guys. :D
Perhaps this weekend I shall drag away my broken ass couch & replace it with a plushie pleasure pit
22.11.2025 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My couch finally died, and until I've got the funds to get a new one, I'm replacing it with a "plushie pleasure pit"
Or, at least that's what I'm going to call it, to make my friends uncomfortable :)
Your collection is very nice :)
"Map 1 (Yoshi's Island)"
Super Mario World (1990)
Nux is the most perfect child
22.11.2025 08:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am a sad guy today
Sleep escapes me, so there is no mental reset until bed time.
ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah man, Idk. Shit's wild. Police have put out pics of the vehicle the bullets came from. You can find a pic pretty easy without me doxxing us haha
22.11.2025 04:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Couple o my customers almost got murdered last night, so I was told to tell my friends to be safe.
22.11.2025 02:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@thewoodlandman.bsky.social white SUV is shooting semis. If you're out and about be aware of your surroundings so you don't catch a stray bullet D:
22.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The mushroom stem has a wire in it, so it's posable!
Mari is a pleasure to work with and is well worth commissioning!
I commissioned @floralmenace.bsky.social to make a battle tested Korpokkur plush & he is perfect!
The eye patch is magnetic! He has a little magnet to hold swords or paperclips in his hand!
He is mochi fabric so he's squishy🥺
I love him.
Mari with @floralmenace.bsky.social makes amazing stuff.
He will join my tiny garden & be much loved
21.11.2025 23:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To live in a day where vaporeon is somehow not an unhinged crush...
Perhaps this is it... this is the moment I realize that I have gotten old.
He gets to come to work with me, but he doesn't get to play with other cats very often anymore. I don't want him to be lonely :C
We know someone who took in a stray, and she had kittens, so I have... access to kittens who will need homes.
