I like to just periodically post “Spontaneous Limerick Challenge! GO!” on my social accounts and then spend half and hour churning out as many as I can. Others chime in, you riff on each other’s themes and in between the mundane silly stuff it sort of tends to capture the Zeitgeist.

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

From: Thomas Jr., Landon Sent: 9/27/2017 2:47:47 PM To: Subject: Got another call from Connelly.. Importance: High Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com] He is digging around again -- not clear if its another book/or expanded paperback version. Was asking me all sorts of questions about why you hired Ken Starr. I told him I had no idea - I think he is doing some Trump-related digging too. Anyway, for what its worth... Landon Thomas, Jr. Financial Reporter New York Times http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/t/landon_ir thomas/index.h tml

Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."

This is Asimov AF…

Federal jury awards $112M to immigrants detained by Suffolk for ICE A federal jury found the county and the Sheriff's Office violated the Constitutional rights of 674 people.

Wow, a Long Island jury awarded $112 Million to 674 immigrants who were unlawfully held by county police so they could be handed over to ICE

@djrothkopf.bsky.social:

"Schumer has demonstrated that he is unfit to lead the Democrats just as Durbin and his fellow Vichy Dems who supported this stupidity are no longer fit to represent Democrats."

How shameful that our best qualified Justices are reduced to employing strategies to minimize harms by the rest of the clown show.

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.

Look at what this garish, classless, tasteless fool has done to the People’s House.

On this Veterans Day, I pay special tribute to those who served, especially the trans service members, only to have Whiskey Pete Hegseth shit all over their service because he's an insecure, inadequate right wing white man.

🎶 look high as my last hope Joyce Carol Oates coming off the top rope 🎶

Building a Community Privacy Plan Everyone's security plans and situations will always be different, which is why we often say that security and privacy are a state of mind, not a purchase. But the first step is always taking a look

Developing a plan for if or when something bad happens online is a good practice for anyone, but especially a community of people who face increased risk. It’s important to strategize with your allies around what to do in the event of such things happening. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

F.B.I. Director Is Said to Have Made a Pledge to Head of MI5, Then Broken It

“The shift under Mr. Patel has struck directly at the Five Eyes relationship through the removal of senior agents who spent years fighting Islamic extremists or blunting counterintelligence threats alongside operatives from allied countries.”

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

Flock Safety and Texas Sheriff Claimed License Plate Search Was for a New documents and court records obtained by EFF show that Texas deputies queried Flock Safety's surveillance data in an abortion investigation, contradicting the narrative promoted by the company and

License plate readers were sold as tools for finding stolen cars, but records have shown that they're being used in abortion investigations. States must ban law enforcement from using ALPRs to investigate healthcare decisions and prohibit sharing data across state lines. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

That’ll be a no from me dawg. Call your local asshole and explain that this ain’t it

FBI warns of criminals posing as ICE in robberies and kidnappings Since early 2025, at least five incidents have involved suspects falsely claiming to be immigration officers, the FBI said.

FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE in Robberies and Kidnappings - Newsweek share.google/IK7hIgeKe2by....

Cops do not wear jeans to work.
Cops wear IDs and DO NOT COVER THEIR FACES.
Cops need PROBABLE CAUSE.
ICE and Border Patrol are STATE SPONSORED TERRORISM.

If they do this in one camp then it will be implemented in more!

“Drinking water continues to taste foul“ “stagnant water and sewage in the facility” “inadequate medical attention”

This ICE facility was found to have no less than 60 violations in 50 days! This is happening in all ICE facilities…

Witnesses testify to alleged unsanitary, squalid conditions inside Broadview ICE facility The question on Tuesday was, what happens inside the walls of the Broadway immigration detention center where attorneys, politicians and protesters have been turned away? The stories from court are sh...

Government attorneys filed a layout of the Broadview facility and in court, brought up the fact that there are showers at the processing center, but they do not work.

"One is reminded of Auschwitz. There were showers there that didn't work, too." - Judge Robert Gettleman

American Auschwitz is here

Since it’s @scaramucci.bsky.social talking about how Tim Mellon is the “Epstein connection you don’t know about,” I kinda wish I’d made the connection 11 days ago. But alas, it was two weeks ago.

A The Atlantic The Coming Swell of Scientists-Turned-Politicians Instead of trying to depoliticize science, they're running for office. By Katherine J. Wu "Politics came for us," Andrews said. "You can't fight bad politics by staying apolitical." Andrews is running to unseat Lindsey Graham in the U.S. Senate, but she said she has found success in casting Kennedy -arguably the country's most polarizing health secretary to date-as an opponent, too: "The more I speak out against the absurdity of RFK Jr. and his recent actions, the more traction I am getting." DR. ANNIE ANDREWS

Politics came for healthcare and the only way to fight back is by getting political.

So proud to be one of many doctors running for office this cycle and so grateful for @314action.bsky.social and their support. 🇺🇸

HOW MANY CHILDREN HAS ICE TAKEN IN 2025? • -25,000 CHILDREN separated from their families by ICE so far in 2025 — a 15% increase over 2024. • 2,342 CHILDREN separated at the southern U.S. border since May 2025. • 1,000 TODDLERS (under 3) arrested and detained in ICE operations between late 2024 and mid-2025. • Tens of thousands of kids still UNACCOUNTED FOR in the system - either lost, unmonitored, or handed to unknown sponsors. WHERE ARE THESE CHILDREN?

Ahem

I speak to you from the future:

1. it will
2. it will always be at least 5 because teens multiply & travel in roving packs

Black-Owned Farms Fill Gaps Left by SNAP Funding Delays From North Carolina to Mississippi, small businesses work to feed their communities while benefits are paused.

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I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

Taps sign

Tonight, the evil, terrorist nation of Russia is launching ballistic missiles and drones at civilians again, like they do every night.

Putin will rot

This is very clearly the direction in which things are headed, especially since so many of the people who built and maintained the tools the US IC has developed-in house have been fired or have left.

don’t look away