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A squirrel drinking from a covered pool.

Coming along.

An meme generator produced image based on a New York Times article featuring some chucklefuck but now replaced with the great Bolo Yeung The New Work Times OPINION BINYAMIN APPELBAUM Mamdani Isn't the Future of the Democrats. This Guy Is. Nov. 9, 2025

Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It

It is important that my friends see this. It may be how I get other people to join Bluesky.

Ge you wanna rip through a case of NA PBRs at Ice Weez

Oh baby delivery NA PBR!!! I *think* one of the grocery chains out here has it, maybe I’ll pick some up for Ice Weasels and do some confusing hand ups

He’s the Anus King

Yeah, I got in last night around 6

Ahaha Shaheen’s is also full. Just assume everyone thinks you suck, clear it out, do nothing with this information, and let me leave a voicemail asking why you suck so I can feel like I took part in Democracy (telling my senator they suck while they ignore me)

Ok they’re all the same voicemail box I guess, they’re all full

Hassan’s DC office mailbox is full. Which shouldn’t be a thing that’s possible, it’s not like they’re recording to tapes, I have other things to say this morning.

i think the only way anything happens is if bernie starts showing up to work with a really big sword

Can someone please primary her good lord

Oh Hassan got a “promise of a vote”, great work, really negotiated hard

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@resultsboy.bsky.social

This Muthafucka Runs On Longhorn Cheese, by I Hate You When You're Pregnant from the album The Album

THIS MOTHERFUCKER RUNS ON LONGHORN CHEESE ihateyouwhenyourepregnant.bandcamp.com/track/this-m...

My training regime is only eating the Cereal That Stops You From Whackin but still finding the internal drive to whack off to overpower the cereal and strengthen my resolve

After getting an ad for The Faint playing at The Royale on November 14 (21 years + 1 month since I saw them at the Roxy which is the "same" venue) I am going through their recent albums and they are still real good

Chuck Schumer eat a fuck

it's what he would have wanted after all

yeah after I posted that I realized you could do a lot of service to the country by aiming at approximate head height

aim it at the casket to be 100% certain

Nothing good there

Gotta pump those numbers back up

New Soulwax album is good

A shirt design that says "I was there! I witnessed when the giant eye came down to judge humanity!" at the top, and then there's a drawing of a giant veiny eye looking over a cityscape while a man and a woman look stunned. The outline of the picture has the words "thanks for the memories- 1997" in cursive, big text outside it says "the eyeball looked at me and I blinked" smaller text with quotation marks around it says "I'll never sleep again for fear of what it saw in me"

I've made a new t-shirt design to commemorate an important memory that we all share
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tapering for marathon by spending five hours on zoom every day this week

A Nikon D50 kit ebay confirmation email.

I have not had fun or luck shooting with a Canon EOS M (which I've had for...like 11 years?). So I re-bought the camera I used a lot in 2008-2010 to give that a go for the low price of $70.