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my jiang cheng says 'son of a prostitute' within earshot of jin guangyao, 20 dead, 44 wounded meme

(repost with your favourite meme(s) that YOU 🫵 have made)

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“ray this is a two year old news story” get out of my house, i live under a rock

i am losing my MIND

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remember everyone, all cops are: 1) bastards, and 2) stupid as hell

youtu.be/oponIfu5L3Y?...

is there anything more nausea-inducing than a stupid, obscenely rich oligarch who thinks he’s smart and cool

every thought he extrudes into the universe is the intellectual equivalent of flatulence.

someone fill a kiddie pool with lukewarm ketchup and shove this bleating sphincter muscle into it.

this really is the worst timeline

unfollows in a huff 😤 (this is a joke)

love the days between christmas and the new year when i just truly have no fucking idea what day it is. wednesday? friday? the 28th?? who cares, i'm busy, this nap won't take itself

i am only a few years away from 40 myself and also feel very tired (tho probably for different reasons!) hope you manage to have a nice birthday regardless c:

'this? this is what you call shellac? zongzhu, girl, be serious'

I'm sorry ma'am there's just nothing we can do about your stalker until he kills you. You don't happen to be a CEO, do you? Because we have a special hotline for that.

#曦瑤
#曦瑶
#xiyao

Reflecting, not for the first time, that Perfect Strangers ran as a mid-list comedy series for 8 YEARS in the 80s and 90s with a main character who was a FACT-CHECKER at a Chicago newspaper.

8 seasons. A world where fully staffed publishing offices that hired full-time fact-checkers were imaginable

baby boy 🥺

‪December 2024 means it has been a year since #Hbomberguy released the video essay that exposed #JamesSomerton as a serial plagiarist.

In May 2024, I wrote a blog post about the time James Somerton used one of my video game footage without credit or permission: leilukin.com/blog/posts/2...

every expression in this screenshot is golden.

i found out about /gestures @ all of that, way after the fact, but man, i'm so sorry some parts of the fanbase let you down like this. i hope you are on the mend from the flu!

(watsonian: if jgy leaves and isn't killed, mxy's curse mark WILL kill wwx. wwx knows this! he's got a vested interest in having jgy killed whether jgy is actively posing a threat to the lives of the people around him or not)

no, it isn't!! (doylist: it's because the pacing is whack and the narrative of the temple sequence is all over the place and lacks clarity or weight beyond Ominous Vibes)

wei wuxian stops him from leaving! "but ray, it's for Justice--" is it tho?? is it???

literally jin guangyao was walking out of that temple fully prepared to just leave everyone else behind, and alive, and mostly unharmed!

i stand by this tbh

that’s just, like, your opinion, da-ge i wish i could claim to be the one who created this, but alas, the source of this genius wishes to remain anonymous, and has left up it to me to inflict upon the rest of you give the gift of uncomfo…

remember, everyone: you can't have "uncomfortable personal revelations" without "relations" 👀 (cw: incest) ((sort of)) (((it's a joke for god's sake)))

is tony hawk on bluesky, i feel like he’d love this shit.

(probably gale? or wyll? but i just don’t enjoy wyll’s romance, sorry wyll enjoyers.)

maybe i can meet somewhere in the middle by trying to recreate jgy in the bg3 character creator 🤔 which bg3 companion is most lxc-coded, that’s who he’ll woo.

i’m definitely going to end up talking about baldur’s gate 3 and dragon age nonsense on this account too, big apologies to anyone who followed me just for my jin guangyao stanning 😔