Jake Cornelius

It’s time we started aggressively disappearing waffles (I am hungry)

if you say "circle circle, dot dot / now I got my cootie shot" in front of RFK Jr he will explode into an amount of purple-gray meat chunks far exceeding the volume of what you would expect from a man of his dimensions

this movie rocks

an alignment chart where the axes are CLUB/DUNGEON and DRACULA/CIRCUS

ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music

Transgender studies professor Dr. Susan Stryker tears Gavin Newsom a new one while accepting the Transgender Legacy Award from the California state legislature 🔥🔥🔥 @susanstryker.bsky.social

Freshly poured asphalt kinda hits

good job

He wasn’t feeling well so she ended his suffering

Ah that was good television

Ms Rachel got hands

Ms.Rachel is showing more humanity than our politicians

landlocked-ass series

It’s got everything!

A very speculative depiction of a Koreaceratops hwaseongensis laying under some shade. Koreaceratops is an early ceratopsian dinosaur known from the partial remains of its tail, hip, and hindlimbs. The front half of the animal is unknown.

Koreaceratops

didn't like it either but the part where the one secondary character is on fire and then smashes a fire extinguisher on the wall to douse herself was pretty cool

YouTube video by Rathergood Wrong Bananas

“Wrong Bananas” still makes me cry youtu.be/3SmAlxc7_88

great drag show material, too! bsky.app/profile/meak...

I cared for it a lot!

More important to me than the Oscars

Happy birthday Hazel!

yep this tracks

Oh yeah that one had me clawing my face off, good times good times

you need five more for the guitarfish

sleep make brain feel like smooth river stone covered with honey and given to ant 🤠

I don't need a firearm, I get all the tactile feedback I need from snapping a RYOBI 18V Lithium battery pack into the base of a ONE+ cordless heat gun and blasting away at the hot glue I accidently let cool too soon on a little craft I'm doing 👨🏻‍🎨