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The only time I ever use this app is when I'm grading....

Not a single one of these essays has indented paragraphs. WHAT IS HAPPENING

It can be good and engaging only if I have seen it dozens of times and could quote it in my sleep....which is why I chose Fellowship of the Rings - extended version.

Finding the right show/movie for grading is tough. It can't be so engaging that I want to watch it, but it also can't be so boring that I hate it when I zone out from the grading.

It’s shocking how long I’ve been teaching college English, my own college years, and I still can’t spell plagiarism without looking it up.

I think it should probably be a bigger story that the president of the United States is a raving lunatic

Did you sob through the entire Muppets special or is your mental health fine? 😭😭😭

I looked up who all is winning Grammys and wow I have never felt so old. Who are these children

I just think it’s lazy when a sci-fi goes “oh no there’s no anima protein to eat what will we do?!” Because the answer is always eat humans rather than turn to the civilizations who have lived off of plant protein for hundreds of years.

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Just.....Spinal Tap was Reiner's first and last directing.

A Christmas ornament goose made from felt

Procrastinating with crafts!

In academia, if someone doesn't know your professional status, they will just always default to Dr. I've been Dr'ed so many times today by people trying to be polite 😅

Tea definitely makes me feel like a potions maker

I still think about how the Kendrick drake battle was a big moment for poetry. So many poems. Had the whole country learning about metaphors, rhyme scheme, and symbolism.

John Cena is 6 years older than me, and I don’t like it. What do you mean?

I saw like five snowflakes outside. Think school will be canceled tomorrow?

Well....at least this group of students who used AI to produce bad essays is a different group than the last essay?

A mustard yellow kitten with three lines of cables running from wrist to fingertips

In other news, I knit some mittens.

Justice for Bob #StrangerThings

I posted something last night that’s getting a little bit of traction, and I am ✨uncomfortable✨. Please stop noticing my existence.

Oh it doesn’t bother me. More bemused at the lack of creative insults.

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I recently found out someone said my department is a bunch of “wine soaked cat ladies” and I have thoughts. 1. Why do dudes (it’s always men) think having cats is the worst insult? 2. What part of that is an insult? 😅 how uncreative

The Instagram algorithm is so bad. It thinks I am a type 1 diabetic (not any type of diabetic), a clothing reseller (I hate them), and obsessed with twilight (what?! 😅😅😅😅).

I miss blogs.

I feel like we never get supergroups anymore.

On a related note, I really love the traveling wilburys.

Man is there much better than a bowl of hot vegetable soup and a cold sandwich? Delightful

Also Flight of the Conchords.

I’m going through my old iPod.

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I think Dr Horrible might be the most millennial piece of media.

But what does Sir Mix A Lot think about BBLs?