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a picture of a man holding a pole with the words alright then keep your secrets below him Alt: a gif showing Frodo Baggins saying "alright then, keep your secrets". Taken from The Fellowship of The Ring.
13.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skip it then?

13.02.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"WE'VE ARRESTED TWO THOUSAND PEOPLE BY MISTAKE"

13.02.2026 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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2026 marks 45 years since Alasdair Gray’s Lanark (1981) published by @canongate.co.uk. As we prepare for Gray Day 2026, we revisit Book Two, where Duncan Thaw’s mental health declines. Its frontispiece reworks Vesalius, paralleling Thaw’s study of anatomy with his own scrutiny and unraveling.

11.02.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm got nothing recent then.

09.02.2026 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Ballard of Wallace Island might just count as a rom com if you're loose with your categories.

09.02.2026 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rye Lane, on Disney Plus. Worth it for the cameo alone.

09.02.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's made so many enemies in Europe, he can't trust the food unless it's prepared by David Lammy.

07.02.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worth it for the Iplayer film collection.

07.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh would it now

06.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 21

Because, here's the thing. We're told: "it's the way of the world; it's human nature," as an excuse for every act of cruelty or selfishness we witness, in the hope that we'll just stand by and watch. But it's not human nature. It's human choice. And we don't have to stand by. We can stand up.

07.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes, it ded

07.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worth it just for 6 Music.

07.02.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
BBC News headline: Wetherspoon dog policy could be breaking the law, watchdog says

BBC News headline: Wetherspoon dog policy could be breaking the law, watchdog says

Yeah but he would say that wouldn't he

06.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 706    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3
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Gray Day 2025 marks 45 years of Lanark. Alasdair Gray’s novel, published by @canongate.co.uk, fuses visual art and text: self-designed covers, allegorical panels, Glasgow landscapes, and an eccentric 3-1-2-4 structureβ€”learn more about the familiar faces he used for the book cover πŸ‘‡πŸ½

07.02.2026 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

No man has ever looked more divorced.

05.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the best to ever do it. ❀️

05.02.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From this week’s Beano.

28.08.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1824    πŸ” 636    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 80

Golden Best is the perfect cross between a pint and a digestive biscuit and I'm moving to wherever they sell it for Β£3.30

04.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think there was an episode of Yes, Prime Minister on this.

04.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just skipping one step.

03.02.2026 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Congratulations on the Liberal Democrats on taking over the White House

03.02.2026 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
Dr manhatan from watchmen sitting on a rock

Dr manhatan from watchmen sitting on a rock

It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

02.02.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2254    πŸ” 682    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 33

So it's crime then.

02.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that Prince Andrew had a codename email address to avoid suspicion and all the emails are like 'Had to spend the weekend at Balmoral, Mother wants me to look after the corgis, my brother's here too - not Edward, but Charles, you know the heir apparent.'

01.02.2026 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1977    πŸ” 356    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 17

But enough about Circe.

02.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He makes it through Possesor.

02.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It'd be a right shame if someone spilled varnish there.

01.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's such a good monster in that.

31.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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