Parker

when I’m on bloo skai I’m just shouting into the void

made the mistake of opening the New York Times app instead of minding my own business while on a eurotrip… need to lock down a husband here in the next 3 days

these Gaga prices 😭

the search engine on the built in imessage gif widget is miserable

Says we should privatize passenger rail but also laments Amtrak isn’t like China 🧐

“Musk said that in comparison with Chinese high-speed rail, Amtrak "is a sad situation... It will leave you with a very bad impression of America."”

days not tweeting back to 0… time to start using my brick again #brickedup

true life: I’m addicted to second date update from the brooke and jubal show

it’s a careless whisper kind of day

just realized I forgot to ask my derm about one of my three ailments and now my next appt isn’t until summer 😩 I really gotta start writing things down before doctor’s appts

the bottomless brunch to getting too turnt watching the Super Bowl pipeline…

one thing I just realized about return to office is that I need buy all new office wardrobe. Can’t get away with 2 work outfits anymore 🥲

same but now I swapped its location with the other one so I come here instead (for mental health reasons)

can’t wait for the congestion pricing discourse to end 😮‍💨

shout out to fage best self. gotta be one of my favorite lactose free yogurts

wait wait wait… so are they really not gonna delay the “real ID” deadline again?

bloo-skee not bloo-skai

Soft landing for cop accused of flying NYPD spy plane in penis-shaped route — he loses five vacation days The cop accused of flying an NYPD spy plane in a penis-shaped route got a soft landing Thursday when he agreed to forfeit five vacation days as punishment. Officer Derin Devuono’s deal with t…

The NYPD is using their plane to bring Luigi Mangione back to NYC. It's the same aircraft that an officer used to draw a penis in the sky in 2017 www.nydailynews.com/2020/12/10/s...

and I know I probably should’ve gone to a single meeting about it (lol) but as a Brooklynite I was patiently waiting my turn for my borough’s bus redesign 👉🏼👈🏼

Mostly happy about the redesign but as a Riis beach goer I’m concerned about the cuts to Q22 (no service to Riis) and Q35 (no stop at bath house). During the summer those buses are way over capacity, especially at the bathhouse, with folks waiting for one even two buses to go by before they can fit

down with Elon. I’ll never forgive him for what he took from us