Tattooed & Caffeinated Chemist

That's actually amazing tbh. 😆

Titanic*

I was very worked up while typing. I am ashamed of my error. 😩

It's the same movie every time! The second one was the same plot, same villain, just with water! And don't get me started with the shot-for-shot Titantic bit in the last 30 minutes of the second one. I cracked up in the theater at that point.

Life sure is easy for HIM. All he does is golf and take naps all day.

Hey, remember when they accused Biden of trying to cancel Thanksgiving and/or Christmas?

[gestures vaguely at everything]

Feel like I'm gonna make a lot of people angry with this, but whatever.

Counterpoint: Y'all are babies.

Dead Man's Float traumatized me as a child.

Someone pointed out how swollen he looks.

FYI, a cardiovascular event will do that. I know someone who has to take meds to prevent swelling when they exert themselves too much.

I am so petty that I would go take the test and then never shut up about how I beat him.

"They said I was 10 times faster than him and that they've never seen anything like it."

"21 hour workday" when the House isn't working is WILD. All this man does is lie.

He doesn't know what "unfettered" means.

This entire administration is filled with braindead mean girls and drunk frat boys who never grew up.

As someone who only plays Sims, I would have bought this and played TF out of it.

That one streaming video where a kid stumbled upon their meeting in the woods and went ham gave me so much joy.

I can't stand Evil Ned Flanders.

I used to work at a pharmacy and sometimes I still have nightmares about the drive-thru.

"LANE ONE!" Just over and over. And I can't get to it because I am helping someone at the counter. 😭

This is probably what he meant.

Multiple times since January, but today most of all, I am thankful my husband left the military.

I feel so bad that your commentary made me snort-laugh.

Well, he's getting fired now.

Did they have tears in their eyes?

Nuance? Online!? How dare you?

I want it to be 55-60⁰ so I can run without looking like I jumped in an ocean.

Pretty sure my dad hit me with a belt once. I vaguely remember it. I would attribute all of my achievements to my mom, who actually put in all of the work to teach/raise me.

Guess which one I still have a relationship with as an adult, now that they split. 🙃

That's what I said. Who cleared this shit? How hard would it have been to throw other women in there to show that your jeans are for everyone?

Read the room, FFS.

Good thing we have such an intelligent expert at the helm of HHS in these trying times. 🫠

It's why I held on to Twitter so long. But eventually, I just had to deactivate it.

I'd love to see them define "able-bodied." You can't tell someone is disabled by looking at them.

Also, a lot of people on Medicaid already HAVE jobs with shitty pay. So, you're implying they...leave that job they already have to go farm? Potentially even more labor for shitty pay?

I hate Napoleon Dynamite.

Everlong.