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@redshifty.bsky.social

Big stander who gets dinner. Afghanistan veteran, IT professional, certified yapper. yes i know my wife is too pretty for me

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The quintessential example of bad boomer leadership.

02.05.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1831    ๐Ÿ” 255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 186    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Embarrassing tween the mantitties tattoo :(

29.04.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey alexa....wait, i threw you away so you couldn't hear my family arguing about plastic utensil brands. Take that!

29.04.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pritzker is the big boy we need

29.04.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

29.04.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6724    ๐Ÿ” 893    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 869    ๐Ÿ“Œ 232

It's a tie

28.04.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listening to inappropriate music in the line to pick up my son from school, until I get to the front of the line and change it to something more fitting like Ram Ranch

28.04.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THATS NEW YORK PIZZA

28.04.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From a braves fan im so sorry ya'll are getting unfortunate uncle charlie so far. Ya'll are too talented not to turn it around though

28.04.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On a positive note you are closer to retirement

28.04.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do that proactively, can't kid a kidder buddy

28.04.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was almost included in this :(

28.04.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AI is so smart

28.04.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dirty deeds...dundercheeks

28.04.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trump neck vagina

Trump neck vagina

Thinkin bout that nussy

25.04.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmao you are spot on

25.04.2025 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get it. Don't feel pressure. Just know that most parents fuck their children up. It's just a matter of degree. My wife and I are both pretty fucked up but love and good intentions + communication has raised an exceptional kiddo so far. Don't doubt yourself.

24.04.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ngl if leftists embraced stupidity a lil more we'd be more relatable

24.04.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'll take mina being pro-jihaad

24.04.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice to meet you as well! And don't I know it. haha. Have a good one!

24.04.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

haha, thank you!

24.04.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just wait until they try gay authoritarianism

23.04.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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yeah, baby. it's me against the world in oblivion remastered. these daedra are catchin these hands.

23.04.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would be awesome! Thank you, nice to meet you!

23.04.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@mk-indy.bsky.social
Do you have room for me in your starter pack? Thank you!

go.bsky.app/xu4o6Q

23.04.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

back then you didn't git, you got got.

23.04.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one victim complex please

23.04.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats lit, man

23.04.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels good to have the Braves whole again

23.04.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By god, that's noted free individual Rod Blagojevich's music!

23.04.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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