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Top: a pig is on the phone. Someone on the line says “I’m calling for Paul. He can’t come into work today. He’s dead.” Bottom: an opossum is on the phone, standing over another that appears dead. Pig on the line says “Oh no!” and opossum on the phone says “Don’t worry. It’s only temporary. He’ll be back tomorrow.”

Yeah, his ass ain’t fuckin reading.

Chicken tikka Marsala.

I will stand firmly behind this take.

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

Watching a documentary about The Honeymooners and I’m struck by how much Art Carney looks Like Tim Robinson.

Here’s a fun trivia question Q: which 2 80s action movies feature 2 future American state governors? A: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura are both in The Running Man and Predator.

Watching Baseball tonight, The Toronto pitcher is named Yesavage, or, Ouiavage, if you’re watching RDS.

therapist: front-facing Walter and Perry can't hurt you

front-facing Walter and Perry:

What, no apple cider donuts?

Are there any great anime movies on 4k uhd disc that I’m missing? I have:
Akira
Lupin iii: castle of Cagliostro
Belladonna of Sadness
Ghost in the Shell
Street Fighter II
Robot Carnival
Space Adventure Cobra
Evangelion 4.0 thrice upon a time
Paprika

If any anime movie needs a 4k remaster and UHD disc release, it’s Redline, I would buy that so fast.

Wish I could’ve gone, I heard it was a 4k remaster, so maybe we’ll get a Uhd disc release. Paprika looked stunning on 4k disc

Lupin III dressed up as a vampire

Good afternoon, sinners

Wtf is up with fast food places offering chicken nuggets and tenders tossed in sauce. I like dipping! Who the hell likes soggy breaded chicken mush!

Wish I knew who made this, so I could thank them.

I don’t want to cheer against this guy, but I have to, cest la vie.

Gotta be my favorite Simpsons line, it’s universally applicable.

“Sorry for the convenience”

I really do think we need to talk about how much right wing ideology is driven by men wanting to have sex with children.

We love to see it

A track listing of Gundam songs on a JAL inflight display

Sadly missed the window on Japan Airlines having Porco Rosso back on the inflight entertainment. It ended in August. As a consolation, I instead can listen to a greatest hits collection of Gundam theme songs for an 11 hour flight

The “aggression“ was a republican daring to win an election. As with the modern right, the slave power believed it had an inherent right to rule us and anything else was oppression against them.

the “war of northern aggression” is a fun Lost Causer framing of the war in part because I don’t think it’s a matter of actual debate who attacked first

my mother-in-law calls golden corral "the golden trough"

Shout out to my Grandma Jean who always called Old Country Buffet, "The Slop House."