house speaker mark ronson

The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat

it could be the friends we made along the way

Men only want one thing (to fight someone on top of a moving train)

A whale caught in crab nets is fighting for her life on the Oregon Coast near Yachats, with so many people rushing there before official help arrives at dawn. The whale is vocalizing distress, asking for help. It's devastating. We have to find a way to stop entanglements. Unconscionable.

Cate Blanchett shaking hands with the Pope

People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄

it's going to truly be wild to watch these insipid rats flee the sinking ship, pretending they were never onboard to begin with

perplexity spokesman responded, "jealousy professor"

working so hard to convince people the clinton photo doesn't exist

(bong hit) the mid-level modern american density portrayed in netflix's "in your dreams" shows how the world we idealize for our children is one most american adults refuse to legalize in their own communities

How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.

"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.

How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...

Michael Flynn, DOJ in Settlement Talks Over $50 Million Claim The Justice Department has been discussing settlements with two former officials from Donald Trump’s first term who — like the president — claim they’re owed major payouts from the US government as vi...

They are straight up robbing taxpayers blind at this point and not even trying to hide it. Just ransacking the treasury out in the open. This motherfucker pleaded guilty! www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

chat is there another word for blending governance and family business

consider that members and staff were all still using blackberry until like 2014

why isn't pennywise in "the last and first men," which features no actors and only narration by tilda swinton and a score by the late jóhann jóhannsson

hundred percent would have gone out like stan chera

(clearing my throat loudly on the subway)

all of you claiming with certainty that the emails show epstein was an illiterate imbecile but have you even considered he may have just been completely hammered 24/7

he's soft launching coming out as straight to run for president again

jack skellington institute for christmas excellence

it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

all politicians are inauthentic but damn if JD isn't uniquely "3AM infomercial co-host" inauthentic. just the greasiest wettest "wait, Sean, but it must be so hard to clean! and I'm a busy mom of three" transparent sleezeball huckster shit of all time. the fumbling tupperware in black & white dunce.

All the shit they put out to make it seem like Elon Musk has any normal human interests or pursuits is like "his favorite books are the dictionary and the Bible and his favorite food is grain"

Larry Summers is a beautiful name. should’ve gone to a better guy

Jeffrey Epstein Claimed Intimate Knowledge of Donald Trump’s Views in Texts With Bill Gates Adviser In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary.

Donald Trump claims he broke off contact with Jeffrey Epstein in 2004. But recently released text messages show Epstein presenting himself—to a Bill Gates associate—as plugged into the Trump White House as recently as 2017. from @timmarchman.bsky.social and @leahfeiger.bsky.social

Republicans have been trying to deflect and diminish Trump’s close relationship with Jeffrey Epstein by delaying the release of the Epstein files.

But now they can’t hide.

It’s time for the truth to come to light and for the DOJ to release the files.

I threw a boomerang and it lopped off 900 heads as it flew around. It lopped off 1300 heads now. As long as I keep ducking when it comes back, it goes around in circles catching everyone by the neck and cleanly chopping off their heads with ease. 2400.

Congrats again, everyone

gork is it true that white people are the most reverent of and caring for cows in all humanity