Jason Lemons

Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud.

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A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

The cover story in the next issue of "Ya Think?" magazine.

It’s a testament to the worthlessness and complicity of republican legislators that I have no idea who most of them are when they show up on TV. Senator Hoeven might as well be a character on Veep.

Extrajudicial killings are not the sign of a strong regime but they may be the portent of a bloody one.

From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now):

-If you work for ICE.
-If you vote for money for ICE.

You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.

As always, the John Birch Society has only one setting.

Important question: how many dolls are your parents allowed to keep in their 5, 10, 12 homes?

I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

You don’t even have to name the scene for those of us who have seen it to know what you’re talking about.

This one really was the best of the bunch.

“The dividend will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the dividend came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form… that of a Giant Sloar!”

At this point, she should probably be updating her will.

Since the beginning of Trump’s second term, I have thought of a Rocket Raccoon line from GOTG3 on an almost daily basis: “You didn't want to make things perfect. You just hated things the way they are.”

That’s Project 2025 in a nutshell.

It’s strange that the first rule of survival in Zombieland is practically the first rule of survival under this administration.

Guess it’s time for all of us to hit the gym.

In fairness, books are like kryptonite to most of the applicants, so an open book test is practically a disadvantage.

"The usual suspect? You guessed it... Frank Stallone."

Protest sign reading “Things must be serious if I’m missing college football. #nokings”

Protest sign reading “Hey, does anybody have George Soros’ Venmo?”

10.18.2025 #nokings #nokingsdallas

Robert Redford, Rest in Peace.

Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum knows that batteries exist and how they work. He’s just betting on you not knowing that batteries exist and/or how they work. #makelyingwrongagain

This is your moment to speak up, constitutional conservatives.

And if only there were a plan for a certain number of years that the administration could point its citizens to. Five years seems like a nice, round number...

“I am your retribution” wasn’t a campaign promise. It was a threat against the American people.

YouTube video by Mike Ferrigan John Fogerty on David Letterman 2/10/07

"It'll be a long, dark night before this thing is done."

“No Kings” demonstration, Ocean Beach, San Francisco

Dallas turned out with at least 10,000 marching for #NoKingsDay