dark jessica

eating from an open box of fruity pebbles cereal on the new york subway. Jessica Moon Oct 28, 2012 captioned “snacks”

i was doing seriously twisted things in 2012

ffffuck it’s time to cut bangs again

it’s a lil hair comb made of wood in my hand

my mildly helpful tip of the season is that 1) they made wooden combs 2) wood doesn’t cause static like plastic brushes due to…due to being made of wood. my hair has been static free for the first winter of my life 🙆‍♀️

omg YES i am so glad to hear this bc i am almost finished with season 2 and he’s been such a delight

i forget which of u told me nz version of taskmaster was good but thanks all the same. it really is 🤠🇳🇿

i haven’t tried it yet but i am hoping that it does not smell like either of those

my life is a joke….🤡

a spray bottle shaped like pickle rick for some reason

the spray bottle shaped like pickle rick now with the cap off and a visible label that says “sheglam pickle rick settings spray”

it’s fucking humiliating at times the things i am made to endure in life. i just wanted to a normal setting spray.

it sounded like it would be a nice relaxing time waster sort of thing, but it just didn’t interest me at all idk. maybe it was too cozy….

kids shouldn’t be allowed to watch any videos on any device unless they’ve personally located a torrent and downloaded it themselves

it has tons of good reviews describing it as something i theoretically would enjoy, but i just found it boring

lol all good. i think it’s especially good if we give tiny addiction computers to children before they even begin to learn how to self regulate :)

still feeling gaslit over dorfromantik

many people think smart phones and tablets are not computers, also that they are not worse for your brain than desktop computers. but that’s probably fine :)

we love the moon…

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Guys you gotta take reindeer organs

she’s fine but you can’t deny the outfit is impractical for literally every situation ever

thank you, i think you should help marie callender rewrite her baking instructions

[writing my first article after landing a game journalist job, but being careful not to let my bias for the grinch show] Why Gamers Need a Grinch Sequel

r/NoStupidQuestions Join u/barefoot_yank • 5y Marie Callender's Chicken Pot Pies...why do I have to wrap aluminum foil around the perimeter? Couldn't they just put that on themselves? Yes, I get it's probably about saving money but come on, they own the market! On another note, why don't they make family sized chicken pot pies? l've called the corporate office and they said great idea. Yea, if it's so great then why don't they make it.

youtube video called “how to cook: marie callender’s chicken pot pie - in the oven” by casual cooking

@KenOnStrength I put mine in for an hour and line the crust with aluminum foil so it doesn't burn. 8 months ago 17 @RicoTheNon-Mexican How do i eat it the right way? 3 曰 5 months ago ••• •• @user-tw2rf9ft1e 3 months ago Breaks when trying your remove from tray baked in 曰 :

@OnessaDanaii 3 months ago Your voice is so hot! Thanks, I'm enjoying my chicken pot pie now

doing research

im old enough that i’ve just accepted now that there are some things i never will be good at and that’s fine. cooking, walking around corners without bumping into the wall, math..

in crisis trying to decipher the instructions on a pre-packaged chicken pot pie. this is why greg does all of our cooking and why he’s not allowed to go see a movie with friends anymore.

Siri is there a website where I can find literally the richest man in the world complaining about made up bullshit?

yeah like mostly it seems like a satisfying thing to do with my hands and if i learn something that’s also cool 😎

decided i am going to learn how to pick locks because i need something to do with my hands that isn’t Use Phone and i also think it will make me feel a bit cooler

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annoying how i can’t read all of the books i want to read at the same time. probably will not even have time to read them all sequentially. pisses me off

exactly it looks like a storage unit or something where people get murdered probably

i have to explain that no, this is not my front porch. i do not know where this is, and honestly i don’t want to find out.