Nuclear Toad

Limmy waking up and grimacing

My body when I plan 2 late nights of socialising out in a row

Unfortunately your email does not find me, I refuse to accept it

Oral history project where we describe the merits and drawbacks of all prepackaged supermarket sandwiches

Unfortunately due to budget I'm afraid they've had to make the Jest Finite

manufacturing consent

the level of public support for this bullshit is consistently no higher than about 20%

yet these people keep getting presented as representative of 'everyone'

as being Normal and Sensible

while the rest of us are just Activists

Work ran out of oat milk so I used dairy (and crossed my fingers it won't cause me too much gastrointestinal trouble). Forgot about the after taste, not enjoying it.

don’t care + didn’t ask + woodland creatures do not delight to join you in song

This is all I hear any time I see this list

Ben Affleck feeling the weight of existence whilst smoking a cigarette

Finished off Edgerunners last night

This exchange explains exactly why Labour are going to be buried at the next election. Not the specific issue, not the Tories or whoever being particularly strong. It's that Labour come across as condescending, incompetent middle managers. Something most people have had to deal with and hate.

people who say "i'll never vote for party A unless they give me X, Y and Z" understand and are participating in democracy. anyone who is like "i will vote for party A under any circumstances no matter what" may as well have a king

a tweet by BBC Breakfast reading: "The Met Office has warned the UK is breaking heat and rainfall records increasingly frequently as its climate continues to warm. Climate Editor Justin Rowlatt and Meteorologist Matt Taylor discussed the report on #BBcBreakfast"

REMINDER: HS2, delivered in full, was the most effective single investment to reduce the UK's emissions.

The last government cancelled it, this government doubled down. Until they reverse the cancellation, Labour cannot be taken seriously on the climate.

Extremely tired of this prevaricating liberal bullshit, especially when we're dealing with what is clearly another climate change induced heatwave. Demolish Simon Jenkins' House and put a wind turbine there. Then demolish the Guardian offices and put a nuclear reactor there.

28 years later.... not bad, but not good either folks!!!

5:50am: Wake up
5:52am: Croak
5:55am: Submerge self near lily pad
6:05am: Look for bug to eat

We're out of Dubai chocolate, unfortunately all we have left is Grimsby chocolate

the bluesky elders
always watching

"RedRose92", sounds like they are from between Blackburn and Longridge, avatar looks suspiciously like the NorfFC cartoon but generally has a nice vibe, weirdly obsessed with the return of the Furness peninsula to the administrative county

Thanks to a conversation earlier I am now thinking about the concept of a heavily-accented Lancashire V-Tuber

Screenshot of a frog on a Lilly pad from Animal Crossing on the GameCube

When you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to

Hi, I'm Holden Bloodfeast, and welcome to Jackass

Watched 28 days later and then Brass Eye Paedogeddon straight after

A man shouted Britain First as he shot an MP dead and Britain First are not proscribed.

Have once again been reminded of the existence of "H3 Ethan Drama" and will consequently be drilling out my eyeballs with a rusty fork

The Emperor is currently sorting his wardrobe out and will reveal his choice of summer clothing shortly

The demon headmaster holding an early BT flip phone

MFW I see yet another media piece featuing Katherine Birbalsingh

Watching Spy x Family and getting feelings about wanting to be a dad

What's your sign?