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12.10.2025 06:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching #JimmyKimmel 🙌
27.09.2025 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0After doing a county roads delivery route today, I’m starting to think I might wanna live in the country with some chickens and goats… and cats of course. #CountryLife
12.08.2025 03:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do the best ideas always pop into your head in the late night hours when you need to be sleeping?
17.07.2025 06:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who will you be rooting for… the #Eagles or #Chiefs? I’m not much into #football, but I’m leaning towards the Eagles! 🏈 #Superbowl
01.02.2025 10:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
24.01.2025 12:22 — 👍 14752 🔁 4916 💬 458 📌 256
Does anyone else have a bunch of random electronics cords laying around, but you don’t throw them out, because one of them might go to something important?
26.01.2025 18:07 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
RIP Jimmy Carter.
29.12.2024 22:04 — 👍 49251 🔁 10160 💬 772 📌 493Never let a toddler play on your phone, unless you’re prepared to fully clean and sanitize it afterwards. 🤦🏻♀️
29.12.2024 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LOL! Side effects include stroke, permanent paralysis or death. Ask your doctor if fuckacillin is right for you!
23.12.2024 13:05 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Commercials these days are so ridiculous. I don’t even know what they’re advertising half the time.
22.12.2024 15:23 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Oh yesss! 🤣🤣🤣
19.12.2024 14:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The older you get, the more comfy you are in a nice fuzzy pair of sweatpants.
19.12.2024 05:28 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0He would be the perfect detective for this case! It’s crazy how not much progress has been made after all these years.
04.12.2024 06:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bubby is such a cutiepie! 🥰🥰🥰
03.12.2024 02:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My Bubby Boo!
Give’im some kisses
Yes girl, I had to leave the crazy maniac’s platform. There’s not much action over here yet though.
30.11.2024 23:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dinner! 🍽️
30.11.2024 14:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You can’t even make this shit up! 🤣🤣🤣
30.11.2024 04:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Has anyone else ever received THREE duplicate jury duty notices in the mail? All on the same day?
30.11.2024 03:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I had hoped to live in interesting times this is not what the fuck I meant.
25.11.2024 21:28 — 👍 14696 🔁 1285 💬 623 📌 88🤣 I always wonder when they’ll start making the bags re-sealable.
26.11.2024 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi, I’m God.
Vaccines save lives.
Love,
God
Shot of Mar-a-lago bathroom with classified docs stacked in boxes
Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.
25.11.2024 21:41 — 👍 42233 🔁 5665 💬 1292 📌 200I haven’t been to Applebees in forever! I need to give them a visit!
24.11.2024 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤣🤣🤣 I see what you did there!
20.11.2024 12:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m in the same boat. Trying to make the switch, but there’s not much action over here. 🤷🏼♀️
20.11.2024 11:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So Cute! 😻😻😻
19.11.2024 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
