TJ

We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.

Qu'est-ce qui vient de se passer ?

the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions

The Simpsons scene where Mr Burns announces that everyone who has found true love can leave early. Except he says "every country who's arrested and imprisoned a President within the past year may leave early". France, South Korea and Brazil celebrate

The one guy left alone who's not allowed to leave early, with a USA flag on him

lol blue jays can’t wait to see them get swept in the wild card series

Decided to remember some Expos today. I can hear Dave Van Horn saying all of their names in my mind

Your favorite team just got a steal. Wow he's gonna be good. A superstar? Hey could be. Your team rules.

Self-Portrait, by Man Ray, 1932

Christ in a Red Robe, by Minerva Teichert, 1945, 📸 by Brian Babineau

trumps best friend wayne gretzky is here

lol Vikings

I had a hotdog at costco tonight for supper and thought of you

Kids are in bed so now it’s time to have a few nogs and watch The Night Before

Rickey Henderson was the coolest of all time. RIP

My kid lost a tooth on Christmas Eve. Like what the fuck? Santa and the tooth fairy?

youve been hit by
youve been struck by
a musk cybertruck

Changed into my clothes to go for a bike ride and then laid on the couch and fell asleep. Classic dad move