Jess Cleland

WE DID IT, JOE! (is that a glimmer of hope I’m feeling)

The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

roses are red
big laughs are hearty

That was my thought, too. Hand him one and tell him that everyone wants to see his brilliant mind in action!

YEP

this also drives me insane, this idea that it is the most normal thing in the world for a young (white) man to have a nazi curious phase. it isn’t!

Shit, where do I find the buses?? I’d like to save my gas this Saturday.

I just crumbled into dust and blew away on the wind

The next time my husband asks me where something is, I’m going to aak him if he’s checked the tariff shelf.

Start preparing now for how mobile you want to be in your 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, and beyond. This doesn’t have to mean a super rigorous workout routine, just move your body in the ways you’d like to keep moving your body as you age, every single day. Use it or lose it!

What an exhausting time to be able to read

Charlie Kirk says gun deaths "unfortunately" worth it to ... The conservative founder of Turning Point USA made the comments following a mass shooting in Nashville last week that resulted in six deaths.

Huh.

if i had the opportunity to ask a question of anyone in the administration, given this "war in chicago" messaging, i would ask them how many americans the president intends to kill in his war

One of the Epstein survivors (I missed her name, forgive me) just announced a number of the survivors will be compiling their own list of perpetrators involved in the sex trafficking operation.

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

When I was at the grocery store today, I picked up a cute little bottle of sparkling wine to keep in my fridge…for no particular occasion. And I don’t even really like wine that much. But I wanted to be ready if something special happens soon.

And perhaps some super shady internet supplements.

anyone not in the cult sees how weak they look. about 20% of the country loves this. the rest of us see how pathetic it is.

This is so fucking good. 😆

UB39.99

Def Kitten

Ope, now I’m sad

Or a woman.

This is my thought, as well.

I have no practical answer for your question but sometimes, if I ask nicely, the workers will let me hold a new baby goat. 🥹

I’m saw it against my will but approved of its message! 😆

The idea of seeing this “emperor” without clothes makes me want to climb onto a roof and fling myself off of it

I was a Navy brat and we moved around a lot when I was a child. PBS was “home” no matter where we went. 💔

Yes! What is this?! They’re all over my suburban neighborhood. Usually a group of 2-8 kids, masked up without helmets, and in the age range of 11-15, none of them following even basic road rules and safety.

So tired of hearing his voice, seeing his face, remembering his existence. I wish he’d disappear forever.

The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship.

That's just a true statement about the world!