Alana

Me with my abstract painting (105) at The Harris open exhibition. The painting is titled Letting Go.

Have you tried turning her off and on again 🤣

* We got lucky and only had to wait 10 mins at the Indian restaurant. It was so good. We ended up in food comas. I've promised to take my other girlfriend there. She is also the cutest.

How the gays starve:
Decide to go out for food but didn't book a restaurant on Valentine's Day*
Instead of getting ready, spend ages kissing and arguing about who is the cutest. She clearly is and needs to just accept that.

Help! My catgirl girlfriend woke up and started barking. I think it's broken. What should I do?

Even the superheroes are inadequate these days

this isn't the Santa Clause / Tool Man HYYUYRP guy btw it's a different guy

a GC guy Starmer hired to be his director of communications, knowing he was a GC man and tied to Mandleson and a founding member of the anti-trans hate group "Sex Matters"

OH LOOK, GCs ONCE AGAIN TIED TO MANDLESON AND ABUSE!

Tim Allen was part of Sex Matters, for those who don't know. A board member.

This is far too accurate 🤣
I love my partners but scheduling time that works with everyone and making sure the one you've not seen in a while still feels loved can be a challenge at times.

This week can we please commit to at least having 2-3 days of gloating before being hectored by the "the next one will be even worse" brigade. We know.

McSweeney goes - but ​​Josh Simons in the frame over targeting journalists Cabinet Office minister hired a PR firm to investigate journalists. His explanation is bewildering - and begs one big question. How can Starmer keep him on?

When he ran Labour Together, Cabinet Office minister Josh Simons hired a PR firm to investigate journalists

After our revelations, and a flurry of news stories, Simons finally gave his side of the story

But it doesn't seem to tally with the facts... 🧵

democracyforsale.substack.com/p/mcsweeney-...

A guardian headline reading “England and Wales brace for downpours with more than 200 active flood alerts” The headline is accompanied by a picture of a wet supermarket car park.

Why is nobody asking if “severe” rain is over diagnosed when it is part of natural weather variation? Instead of flood warnings, people should be helped to find dignity through labour with a compassionate approach to getting those in a temporarily submerged lifestyle back into the workforce.

The metallic paint and glitter change how it looks based on where you view it.

Yesterday I dropped off one of my abstract paintings at The Harris, Preston for the open exhibition that runs from 21st February - 3rd May. I'm really excited for everyone to see my painting. It looks so much better in person. You'll be able to see all the little details that are hard to photograph.

Screenshot from Sept 2025 when Dancey’s LinkedIn profile showed that he worked as a Political Assistant to Peter Mandelson from 2001 to 2004.

Today’s screenshot shows he was a Political Assistant from 2001 to 2004, but Mandelson’s name has been removed.

Then and now:
Joe Dancey’s Linkedin profile on 18 Sept 2025 and today.
Spot the difference!

[Dancey is Wes Streeting’s partner]

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

if they ever make a Bayonetta remaster they should call it Bayonetta Remistressed

Referring to the people you rule over as “the customers“ is just too on the nose man come on

Palantir uses medical records to target people for ICE in the US – will the UK be next? | Good Law Project Deadly ICE raids in the US rely on Palantir tools that mine health records to produce real-time data on people’s location – a chilling prospect for the NHS

Wes Streeting giving Palentir our NHS data could be giving Farage the tools to do in the UK what ICE is doing in the US.

Trans people warned you the haters wouldn’t stop at trans kids. Everything trans people have warned you about has happened to date.

Listen to us, not haters & Quislings

I'm curious to discover which asexual woman with fibro you'll add to your polycule. Not that you have a type 🤣

Loser swimmer doing a grift

Former Lib Dem leader Tim Farron holding a bottle of milk

Same energy

Current protest in Preston against Reform's proposed closure of care homes and the loss of social care provision.

Significant police presence in town, but completely unnecessary of course - I'm only seeing peaceful protest, and a great community who cares about its most vulnerable.

Fuck Reform.

My girlfriend once went to get pizza from Aldi and then sent me a map an hour or 2 later showing she'd wandered off elsewhere because she liked the architecture 🤣
She's already started sending me photos of interesting buildings she's found so far 💖

I'm going for a nap while my girlfriend goes on adventures to the shops. She's bringing back snacks for me and tales of all the strange and wonderful things she discovers on her travels.

If I'm ever the target of a Tribunal from the terverts, I'm going to instruct my barrister to insist on calling the Claimants "transphobic nazi scum" throughout the proceedings.

This is, after all, my sincerely held and therefore protected belief

My girlfriend Emily (@queerloveriot.com): "The thing I love about you is you have lots of different textures"
Me: "Am I just a fidget toy to you?"
Emily: "Yes" 🤣

Mourn in the morning.
Riot in the afternoon.
Party at night.

These motherfuckers do NOT get to own our humanity.

We still get to feel.
We still get to breathe.
And we still get to FIGHT. 💜

The tribunal heard that Rose, who was referred to by first name at the tribunal and uses female pronouns, had used the changing room since 2019, and complaints were first made by female nurses from the day surgery unit in 2023

Not going to link to it because, well it's BBC, but it's funny that there was not a problem for 4 years then suddenly...