Amsterdam Trader

$TSLA lol - what a godawful piece of shit 🤣

Looking a bit shaky. But even if it breaks below, there’s the 100dma at 297ish… 🤷‍♂️

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Bit of a whompy ™️ re-entry but it’s back in for now.

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political attack!

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Algos sure know how to put up a show. $TSLA

Typically a $TSLA douchy move would be an upside breakout, but let’s see.

A wild Puma restrained with a rope on sandy ground in the dunes of Jericoacoara Brazil.

Stopped for lunch when things got wild: a puma on the loose in the dunes. Probably looking for food. Tied up by locals, waiting for rescue. Just another day in Jeri…. 🇧🇷 🐆

#photography

In the age of AI, doing it live (over Starlink!) is the only credible method. But alas…

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The next book on $TSLA should have only 10 chapters as chapter 11 will write itself

- Your car drives itself
- During drive, you teleoperate a robotaxi if needed ($10/hour)
- passenger steering wheels optional

Mind blown 🤯

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X bots asking Grok for clarification

who needs human traffic anyway?

Numbers are for jacking up™️

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$TSLA 20dma

What a difference a day makes 🤣

Yikes. Bad call. Approaching 20dma now in clowntown premarket. Sitting it out for now.

Bull flag on the 10y yield (1h) but officially we don’t chart rates in this house

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Anyone else feeling this is a nice spot to, you know…

???

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Yes! Any run ups from here, whether caused by rEtAiL, option hedging dynamics, or Curaçao ™️ are a gift. Proceed with caution ⚠️

Music to my ears! 🥳

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$TSLA constructive price action, if you catch my drift

Nice little dump into close. Probably 1DTE related idk. Is that sawtooth wave now a bull flag on the 15 minute? 🙄

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This is just getting too silly 🤣

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Rijksmuseum Amsterdam with the moon above it on a clear spring day in 2025

Rijksmuseum + Moon = lucky shot

#photography

Maybe even a .618 retracement (of top of Trump Tower - most recent low) Have to keep an open mind which I often forget 🤣

Incredible 🙄

Yes sir no doubt

In 0DTE GammaLand ™️, there was an attempt to pump the stonk back to that lower dotted line and it failed.

Probably some narcissistic gamer schmuck with a curved screen and gamer headphones iykwim 🤣

Still a shitty trade but I am keeping it 💪 $TSLA

Go ahead, don’t be shy…