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They’re not even pretending any more, are they?

Anyway. Happy Friday 13th. #Olympics

Watching the ice skating men’s final programme like 👀 👀 👀 oooooh that’s… unexpected. #olympics

Ye gods. #Malinin really does go for it, doesn’t he? #Olympics

I was sat here going ‘huh… Dune?’ and I was right. However I suspect the apocalypse will not feature figure skating.

Apparently yelling “WHEEEEEEE!” every time the ice skaters do a jump is Not As Funny As You Think It Is. #olympics

Oh no. Now the disco snails song is back in my head.

Winter #Olympics sports seem to all be about doing very dangerous things well.

Ok maybe not curling, but everything else? Moderate to severe peril.

*looks to camera*

Ah, I see we’ve reached the obligatory ‘am I drunk or is this a fever dream?’ section of proceedings. #Olympics #wtf

More nightmare fuel from the opening ceremonies 😂 #olympics

Got a rubbish photo of the telly.

Have to say, Cortina looks like the most fun 👀 #Olympics

Mongolia looking stunning. #Olympics

Have Iceland entered the guys from the boat from Eurovision? #Olympics

Germany boldly combining 1980s sleeping bangs with late 90s bucket hats. Like Sunday morning at a rave. Well done. #olympics

Ooooh, I like Finland’s glittery caps. #olympics

🇨🇴 winning the outfit award so far. #olympics

Watching the #Olympics ceremony and enjoying the country name-bearers in foil sleeping bags. Must be cold.

Have both noise reducing ones and noise blocking ones and they’re great. Comfortable enough to sleep in, good for loud gigs (for example, when I ended up 10ft away from a full samba band inside a church). You get multiple size earbuds for a good fit.

🎵 Heroes in a half shell, TURTLE BOOBS 🎶

I found you can turn off the moving ‘aurora style’ background in the message app. I hate the whole visual update. Overstimulating.

Ah yes. Damp Iolo, as foretold.

My first thought was ‘Oh! Iolo isn’t that wet!’

Model of a seagull in a green cape

yeah, the whole Traitors craze has gone too far #Winterwatch

Catching up with #winterwatch. Joyous chaos.

Wales correspondent shares that an intervention was staged to avert a dangerous ‘lie-in’ scenario, with the journalist herself fearlessly occupying the human’s pillow and trying to eat her hair.

“Esmae, darling, to truly *embrace* the divinity of Diana then I believe you need to just wear the bedsheet.”

Aaaaaargh.
Nearly as bad as the graphic on the literal knitting show.

Awww