Pzinget

No German Whispers? Feels like a game of Mornington Crescent.

Poor old Boney.

Good morning to everyone trying to explain Daylight Saving Time to their cat.

[Scene is a high school classroom. A teacher is writing on the whiteboard 'ACT 2 SCENE 3'.] TEACHER: OK class - open up Macbeth to Act 2 Scene 3... TEACHER: So - does anybody have any ideas on Shakespeares meaning behind the character of 'the Porter' in this scene? [A voice comes from off-scene, behind the teacher's back[. VOICE: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. TEACHER [turning round]: Sorry….. who are you? [We see a wider scene that shows it is the GHOST OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, hovering over the heads of the startled students] SHAKESPEARE: I'm the Ghost of Shakespeare and I've come back to say: this scene means *absolutely nothing*. The Porter is a funny drunk bloke I lobbed in to cover a costume change! I mean like, not everything I did was genius OK? Stop giving me the ick. TEACHER: So um...what do you suggest we study? SHAKESPEARE: The most important text in British culture! TEACHER: Which is...? SHAKESPEARE: 'Bollocks People Say on the Internet.' TEACHER: You think we should study... bollocks people say on the internet? SHAKESPEARE: Yes. TEACHER: But Mr Shakespeare... your Porter scene was a question in a past GCSE paper... We need to analyse it so the kids don't end up failing their exams... SHAKESPEARE: Yes, and I'm just suggesting you should analyse Bollocks People Say on the Internet instead, so they don't end up painting flags on roundabouts. [Silent pause] TEACHER: OK class - open up your phones to X... [ends]

Lovely. You have a Time Machine now?

“And it went AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AaaaaaAAAARGH!!!”

A dark blue-grey whipped mass of clouds hovers over a red and orange fiery horizon.

Nice moody sunset last night.

A rather tired looking woman holds a medal which reads ‘Oshyo Cardiff Half 2025’

I am in bed by 20:30 but in my defence I did get one of these today… #cardiffhalf

a logo that says spooky season with a cat and bats ALT: a logo that says spooky season with a cat and bats

Yay!

A long haired ginger cat is sat on a rusty orange duvet cover looking highly skeptical.

I may think I just hit a C6 but Calamity’s expression is less certain. #sopranolife

Loved the message about creating without fear. Going to hook out one of the scary patterns in the stash tomorrow and just go for it! #sewingbee

Woooo! #sewingbee

I love all these designs, these are going to be fabulous. #sewingbee

You know, I was just thinking the other day that I’ve not made a bias cut slippery bastard for a while. Nightmare. #sewingbee

CJ and I have abandoned #bakeoff for the #sewingbee final… we’re #teamcaz but think they’re all fabulous.

I have a black velvet tuxedo jacket that is going to come out to play more, dagnabbit.

He’s having nearly as a good a time as Roger with his giant gong.

…and this arrangement does a glorious job with another absolute dirge. (My adopted country has a far better anthem 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿) #lnop #proms

Nope. Nope nope nope. However you sing it, Jerusalem is a bloody dirge. #lnop #proms

LOOMS

At least all the improv helps mask how hideous they are. Manly hearts to guard the fair, indeed.

YOU HUM THE FIRST TIME. HUM. #proms #lnop

prom prom prommy prommy prommy prommy #lnop #proms

It’s times like this that I miss the RAH Organ twitter account. #looms #proms #lnop

The very stylish soprano in the BBC Singers is called Helen Neeves and now I am thinking I need a white tie ensemble. #proms

*whistles along*
*cats flee once more*

#proms

They couldn’t get an audience with a sense of rhythm, then? #proms

Himself is not paying attention so my cry of ‘he’s got a parrot!’ caused more than a little confusion.

Going to reserve judgement on the gathering tree. A bit twee? Feels quite Disney. #proms

Seeing Bill Bailey reminds me of the existence of the Badgermin… www.nervoussquirrel.com/badgermin.html #proms #lnop