@maurycompson.bsky.social
Though it's hard I try not to look at my windchimes
In some
Places in the south the new McDonald's monopoly game offers you an opportunity to become the head of ICE
You son of a bitch
12.10.2025 16:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There's a penthouse letter type section that's so erotic but also wholesome.
12.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alternative. That's a sign for stupid kids ahead and that ball is bouncing back towards his face.
12.10.2025 14:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My business is simple. Guys send me the books you want to read and I'll change all the covers to a popular feminist text of your choice. This is great for riding on trains, reading at cafes, airport reading, or before your favorite 12 step meeting.
12.10.2025 14:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ugh Diane Keaton. Love her. Should have been @brian215.bsky.social
11.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I accept your apology
11.10.2025 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too bad
11.10.2025 18:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And instead put him in a dumpster
11.10.2025 16:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't let anyone ever tell you life doesn't stink
11.10.2025 14:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Peter thiel looks like the love child of James woods and Heinrich himmler
11.10.2025 00:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry about your ball team Brian
11.10.2025 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There should be only one university and that is Trump University and the only degree it should offer is meme coins
10.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Congratulations to this years Nobel Peace Prize winner, Antifa Frog, the original founder of Antifa.
10.10.2025 12:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
kash patel decked out in his own hype beast style merch looking like a total fucking dipshit
this is so much more embarrassing than any of j. edgar hoover's little outfits could have possibly been
09.10.2025 00:11 — 👍 326 🔁 27 💬 16 📌 3Even if the USA was a good country I'd still hate it. Because that's my disposition. I hate things.
09.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I jerked off the founding fathers of antifa at a gwar show in 98
09.10.2025 14:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How did he know
09.10.2025 11:48 — 👍 35 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 1Oh sport
09.10.2025 12:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Toronto is the first team in MLB history to win an NLDS despite the city not having electricity, a governing body, or alternative to ritualistic animal sacrifice.
09.10.2025 11:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don't have time for this
09.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She died years ago
09.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One of the easiest ways to distinguish a leftist terrorist from a right wing terrorist is that the leftist has a girlfriend
08.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Asking AI which of my kids is most deserving of love
08.10.2025 21:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There can only be one answer
08.10.2025 20:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I came to realize there was no hope and life was a big nothing. It felt freeing.
08.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The @guardian publishes the names of Gaza children killed by Israel. 18,457 and growing.
(“Does not include thousands still buried under the rubble”) www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
What a looser
08.10.2025 12:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate AI. And I hate you
07.10.2025 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll read it on the blogs
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