MoralOrelHershiser

Yuh. Just say when. I’ll wear bright colors

Oh so I’m a narc? Cool cool

america really is the main character of the world, but in the twitter way

Jill got me black Air Forces for Valentine’s Day and I feel like I need to get blood and maybe syrup on them for a proper break in

Children today will never know the thrill of the Bud Bowl. I swear there were years I cared about the outcome more than that of the actual Super Bowl.

I’ve got a better chance without the sled

Straight HEAT in the Aldi parking lot

boutta dm miss piggy brb

Jelly Roll seems like he’s popular with people who smoke cigarettes inside their house

No but I can’t say that about every old lady at the coffee shop

(Guess what I’m gonna do)

I’m suddenly very concerned with what is happening in the crawl space under my grandma’s house

jelly roll is holding a press conference to announce he's racist

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

From: jeevacations@gmail.com
To: nelliebowles@gmail.com

Re: idea

Wuhan's agrowing mkt. Pangolin wet market v smrt.

ACAB includes Phil

We should eat the groundhog

Finally, a volleyball game dedicated to me

and now that i can say this with mY full chest, ice and that entire administration.

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

I was today

This is so fuckin cool

Beat the teen in pinball. Still #GotIt

Neither of which was a northstar. I love Cadillac, but if I ever own another one it’ll be a V with an LS, no more proprietary Cadillac V8s for me

You mean it’s probably going to break every god damn day AND still doesn’t make as much power as a tuned NA LS? WHO SAYS NO?!

(Can you tell I’ve owned a northstar?)

At least it has a salvage title and is already in transmission number 2. Should be fine.

A 500 horsepower supercharged northstar has got to be up there with one of the absolute most annoying ways to waste your money. Cutting up $100s with a slappy chop and eating them on white people tacos would be less frustrating

It would be inappropriate for me to say the things here that I want to say

You know who isn’t on that list?

Date: Tue, 11 Apr 1865
FROM: J <jeevacation@gmail.com>
TO: JW Booth <
SUBJECT: Re: big plans

epic . you shld hidout in =mybarn aft,er

> FROM: JW Booth <
> TO: J <jeevacation@gmail.com>
> SUBJECT: Re: big plans
>
> Salutations! We’re going to do that thing we discussed. George & Lewis are in. SST!

Energon cubes and the elements to use the M.A.S.S. Device from GI Joe will forever be the forbidden treats