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Tina: I know how the shark thinks. It's confused. It doesn't know why we want to kill it. It just wants to go home.
Bob: Tina, it's a mechanical shark. It's dumber than our toaster.
Tina: Our toaster is also confused. It doesn't know where bagels go.

Understandable. It’s bobs, for me

The shark went rogue and the only way they could stop it was by throwing the soft serve machine in its mouth

It’s from the Bob’s episode with the animatronic shark at wonder wharf. I thought maybe you were a real Bob Head

With dents from where the animatronic shark bit it

1975 Ford F-250 Custom Explorer Highboy 4x4 4-Speed Bid for the chance to own a 1975 Ford F-250 Custom Explorer Highboy 4×4 4-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #204,794.

1975 Ford F-250 Custom Explorer Highboy 4×4 4-Speed

Ridiculous. The federal union is just gone

I accidentally found out like 2 days ago. Still mad about knowing

4 player battle pacman. I was only able to take this picture because I’m losing.

Oh god no. I’m terrible at just serving them beers and not breaking glasses

One of the best arcade games of all time

9k-Mile 1992 Dodge Viper RT/10 Bid for the chance to own a 9k-Mile 1992 Dodge Viper RT/10 at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #204,620.

9k-Mile 1992 Dodge Viper RT/10

dude, your soda and your boots rock

I suppose this explains my career

we can solve all this by destroying the internet. if u even care

3.5L EcoBoost-Powered 1972 DeTomaso Pantera Bid for the chance to own a 3.5L EcoBoost-Powered 1972 DeTomaso Pantera at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #204,602.

3.5L EcoBoost-Powered 1972 DeTomaso Pantera

AI show me Lou Holtz calling ICE on his own housekeeper

Diddler on the Roof

Appreciate it. Thanks for reaching out, I’ll delete my snark

A cropdusting on a grand scale

More art for my living room walls. I intend to decorate this room with art from friends and local small artists. Thanks to @butijustmether.bsky.social I’ve been a fan of her art for close to 20 years, all the way back to the old Deadspin days, and I’m thrilled to finally have a piece for my home.

Where’d you get your board?

Probably one of my most attainable dreams

FACT™️: when the beach boys sang "round round get a round i get a round" it turns out they just forgot the word for pizza

1970 Oldsmobile 442 Convertible Bid for the chance to own a 1970 Oldsmobile 442 Convertible at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #204,545.

1970 Oldsmobile 442 Convertible

My TL went from the normal random shit to 83 quotes of the wet boy on his big flat roof almost instantly. I love it.

150-Mile 2007 Harley-Davidson Screamin' Eagle V-Rod Bid for the chance to own a 150-Mile 2007 Harley-Davidson Screamin’ Eagle V-Rod at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #204,544.

150-Mile 2007 Harley-Davidson Screamin’ Eagle V-Rod

This is a weird way to describe a donut

1969 Ford Mustang Mach 1 428 Super Cobra Jet Drag Pack Bid for the chance to own a 1969 Ford Mustang Mach 1 428 Super Cobra Jet Drag Pack at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #204,464.

1969 Ford Mustang Mach 1 428 Super Cobra Jet Drag Pack

Bunch of shitty people you can block in the @‘s here