The Rapture is cancelled and Jimmy Kimmel has returned from the dead. Trump’s gonna lose his fashing mind.

Ted Cruz "hates communists" because Cuban President Fulgencio Batista, who was *not* a communist, imprisoned and tortured Cruz's father for helping Fidel Castro, who *was* a communist and who freed Cruz's father from the non-communist prison. Proving, once again, that Cruz speaks absolute rubbish.

A sign in the background says New Hope church, God says homosexuality is in. In the foreground there are two men smiling holding the letter s that they've taken from the sign

Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

The Memorial Day Message from the President of the United States of America, in memory of those who have given their lives defending America, the Constitution, and the freedoms that we Americans enjoy on this Memorial Day 2025.

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Good morning all the beautiful people. My Friday earworm courtesy of my niece. ✌️

Gluten Morgan!

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*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week*

JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.

What’s next on the agenda?

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.

A Maryland town backed Trump's cost-cutting pledge. Now it's a target Emmitsburg is home to the National Fire Academy, effectively the war college for U.S. firefighters. The Trump administration's decision to halt classes has some townspeople pondering their votes.

Emmitsburg is home to the National Fire Academy, effectively the war college for U.S. firefighters. The Trump administration's decision to halt classes has some townspeople pondering their votes.

Now we have the answer. The original story was legit then Bezos backed down.

"60 Minutes" executive producer Bill Owens resigns amid Trump lawsuit Owens' exit comes as CBS' parent Paramount considers settling a $20 billion lawsuit from President Trump over a segment on the show.

BREAKING: "60 Minutes" executive producer Bill Owens stepping down from the show due to concerns about journalistic independence

Trump deploys abrupt tone shift amid market slump He's sensitive to the markets and the pleas of powerful corporate leaders and investors who fear the worst from his sweeping efforts.

NEW: The CEOs of three of the nation's biggest retailers — Walmart, Target and Home Depot — privately warned Trump this week that his tariffs could disrupt supply chains, raise prices and empty shelves, according to sources familiar with the meeting.

I'm not saying that Vance has angered God, but if he offers to pray for you, it might be best to politely decline

I did not have Gustavo Dudamel/LA Philharmonic/Cynthia Erivo/Purple Rain on my Coachella 2025 Bingo card

But thankful it happened

We are nearing the end.

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College Football Championship Trophy did not survive JD Vance

Done. Thanks for the sharing the information. ✌️

Trump's tariffs are the Ivermectin of economic strategy
#EconSky

Go ahead and get it out of your system.

Measles and tariffs, what century is this?

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at McMaster University have discovered a NEW peptide antibiotic that targets a broad range of disease-causing bacteria INCLUDING those RESISTANT to existing antibiotics. This discovery marks the first potential new class of antibiotics in NEARLY 30 YEARS. 🧪🧵⬇️

Real whiplash watching the Trump message go from “we’ll fix everything on day one” to “suck it up buttercup, this is gonna hurt.”

When the VP says they "do not think military force will ever be necessary," he’s saying it’s on the table.

Greenland is of strategic importance, but this Administration needs to stop threatening our allies — because without allies, we are less safe.

It’s that simple.

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Is it at all surprising that a convicted felon would ignore a judge's order?

U.S. immigration authorities arrested and interrogated a German national who is a legal permanent U.S. resident at Boston's Logan Airport on March 7, according to the man's mother and his partner.

Days later, Fabian Schmidt, 34, was transferred to a federal detention facility.