Neal

New prices for requests.

I'm a grown ass man. I can buy this if I want to!

Pissing our lives away...

He's ruining EVERYTHING.

Thank you for your service but...

If you're not up for a fight, step aside.

Tony Orlando at the Italian American Club in Las Vegas this evening. A gentleman. A class act. #tonyorlando

Another Republican DUI hire.

In 5 days, we went back 100 years.

That means in 5 MORE days we'll be back having slavery.

This weekend is really gonna suck.

Karens trying to steal seats.

So, the cases doubled. Then they doubled. And now they've doubled.

What happens next?

So, massive amounts of government workers with security clearances have been fired. And now, they're pissed off and in desperate need of money.

I don't think this was a good idea.

You can walk into any workplace in America and shout "ALRIGHT PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!" and everyone will stop working and listen to you even though you have no authority whatsoever.

And THAT'S why our country is in trouble.

Trump's first month. Volatility is up. Markets are as red as the ketchup he's throwing against the wall.

I'm not quite sure how a corpse gives consent. Please advise.

The Revolution will not be televised!*

*because the oligarchs control the media. However, we'll have a plethora of cat videos, so at least there's that.

Damn good solidly written joke.

Fair's fair.

N.J. teachers wear ‘Gulf of America’ shirts to school. Controversy ensues. One teacher took to social media to say the t-shirts were extremely offensive.

www.nj.com/essex/2025/0...

STOLLEN?

This needs to happen at this year's Super Bowl.

Palm trees dancing in Vegas.

The heart at the end really sells it.

2025 is shaping up to be zero fun.

In the "Pantheon of Bad Ideas", this bad idea deserves it's own wing of the building.

Ahhhh, I love the smell of a new almanac in the morning!

So, like, everyone is just gonna ignore the fact that we're in a trade war with China?

Prolly

My Nealstrodamus Prediction for Monday...

Market is down 3.5% at the open.

VIX breaches 20. Hang on to your butts.

a man with a beard is wearing suspenders and a shirt that says dummy . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing suspenders and a shirt that says dummy .

"Tariffs will be good for America!"

Me:

ICE: What's your name?

ME: Fretogo.

ICE: You're Fretogo?

ME: Thanks! Bye!