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i don’t know what i’m doing with my life i was supposed to be born as a mushroom growing out of a log

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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world

being awake is overrated and a lie sold to us by Big Daylight

two glasses of gravy clinking cheers: "Crowther's quality drinking gravy 12 fl oz gives ye strength"

PSA: When the weather gets cold, people often forget about hydration. Remember, you should be drinking at least three glasses of gravy a day.

Illustration set in a cozy Victorian cottage kitchen/living space. A cat sits on the ground by the hearth, reading a book. Another cat sits in a nearby rocking chair, knitting a blanket.

Cozy Caturday Cottage Cats! 🐈🔥

Art by Elisabeth Alba
Created with ink, watercolor, and acryla gouache

Prints at albaillustration.etsy.com

a little mousse frog in the style of the “Portland frog” protest costume with a little “resist” sign

at a local Portland area bakery who was raided by ICE recently

A galaxy-inspired raku pottery vase with coppers, reds, violets and blues

30 Doradus in the the Tarantula Nebula. Clouds of stars and star dust in reds, blues, purples and yellow

A closeup of a galaxy-inspired raku pottery vase with coppers, reds, violets and blues.

A raku-vase being placed into the raku reduction container while flames encompass it.

If NASA made pottery this would be it.

Born from stardust, raku-fired and galaxy inspired, 30 Doradus Tarantula can find its orbit in your space.

#space #sciart #pottery

So the ten quid, originally awarded in 1972 to put towards a Christmas dinner, presents etc. should’ve increased with inflation so it was worth £168 today. The tight fuckers.

Rude Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose. Highlighted Off, darkened Warn, and darkened Hide buttons.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Farage’s disgraceful record

Disgusting how many platforms this grifter has been given

HARE WAITED AS QUIET FELL OVER THE EARTH. SHE FELT HERSELF CALM WITH THE FADING DAY. MOON CAME TO JOIN HER, AND TOGETHER THEY SAT AND LISTENED TO THE STILLNESS TOMORROW SHE'D BE WILD AGAIN, BUT TONIGHT SHE'D BE AS CALM AS THE WINTER AIR, AS SOFT AS THE SETTLING SNOW.

Hare is looking forward to the largest, brightest, full moon of the year (Nov 5th)
#FullMoon #BeaverMoon #SuperMoon #WhenBeastsSpoke #MoonGazingHare #Hare #WildlifeArt

live footage of daylight savings taking the sun away at 4pm

Minority representation on TV causes outrage

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Clear Autumn Day, Gun Hills - by British landscape artist, Mark Preston

#art #landscape #autumn

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "WHY WOULD WE LISTEN TO AN EXPERT INSTEAD OF A DUMB MOTHERFUCKER WHO TALKS REALLY LOUD"

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

For Tolkien fans, a timely passage for No Kings Eve, from WH Auden’s review of Lord of the Rings.

I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once.

And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.

Cartoon of two people in a workshop making a chair each, which are on the bench in front of them. The person on the right’s chair only has one leg. Caption under the left chair: Woodwork. Caption under the chair on the right. Woodn’twork

www.worldofmoose.com/products/woo...

I always think, oh I’ll just have a couple of cheeky wines before I go to bed on a Thursday and then I find myself at midnight amending maps of UK witch distribution with the pen feature on my photo app.

UK businesses fear new EHRC guidance on toilets will be ‘unworkable’ Exclusive: Stonewall writes to ministers and warns cost of compliance could be ‘significant’ for struggling companies

NEW: Yet more businesses and organisations warn the Government that the EHRC’s proposed trans bathroom ban is unworkable. This comes after our open letter from 650+ firms urging them to reject it.

Reach out to your MP, and ask them to make sure that Ministers listen to these concerns.

Timeline cleanser 🐈

Black and white photo looking down a street of terraced brick houses. Several cars line each side of the street, with many people gathered at the far end. Beyond this the bow of a large oil tanker can be seen, towering above the end of the street and the rows of houses.

Every time I come across this photo it completely stops me in my tracks. Crude oil supertanker Esso Hibernia under construction at Swan Hunter shipyard, Wallsend, during 1970. The scale and spectacle of this thing is incomprehensible. (📸 Harriet Berney)

4 panel comic, une bunny and a witch cat are sitting around the fire, preparing dinner. Dialogue goes : "So, you're a Brush bearer, an Artist" "Are you still painting?" "I am" "Hah! No way ! with the world on the verge of collapse and hoe fading day by day, you think art still matters?" "Now more than ever..."

Be safe, and don't you dare go hollow.

More. Fucking. Flags. Every time I go out. If whenever you look out you see a flag you are never allowed to forget that We Are Fucked. That is their purpose.

A figure of Kamille Bidan from Zeta Gundam holding a handgun, accompanied by the text: I'm joining the war on autism on the side of the autism

Country with bullet vending machines makes preventing autism a priority Headline by Sarah Amero A country that distributes bullets like they’re chocolate bars has decided that eradicating autism is one of its top priorities, it has been reported.  The USA, where you can p...

Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”

woman talking to boy, the boy has his head in his hands. Woman: Are there any classes you're struggling with? Boy:The bourgeoisie