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@docscoot.bsky.social

I’ve got a PhD in classical history. I like bikes, art, & music. My politics are socialist. I’m a union member. Reformed shit poster. I live in Meanjin, stolen land never ceded.

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Latest posts by docscoot.bsky.social on Bluesky

So, ahh yeah, I guess that's my artist statement.

and goodbye to american border rights perhaps forever, oh well i guess. good luck, we all need you to succeed. what can we do to help?

15.02.2026 06:19 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

making this account focused on my music because otherwise I may as well logoff, because otherwise I had anyway, I guess. I'm sorry in advance if that makes you sad, or if it makes you mad, I guess then I'm sorry that it has that effect too, maybe look more to your immediate surrounds as to why? <3

15.02.2026 05:46 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

303

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_...

16.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 26    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 1

The 808 too. All their early 80s drum machines really. And the 303.

16.02.2026 07:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

all the good scott adams jokes have been told so ill just say, its great that scott adams died surrounded by people he had to pay and no loved ones

13.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Pitchforks for any Democrat talking about reaching across the aisle and hauling out “when they go low we go high” or “we need a strong Republican Party.”

08.01.2026 09:55 — 👍 658    🔁 112    💬 12    📌 2

Trump’s entire administration — and many of their non executive branch enablers — need to prosecuted as a group in public trials and their punishments effected in public as an exemplar for any would be imitators.

These people are Cataline and Sejanus put together. Their fates need to be similar.

08.01.2026 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey America, how’s things going for y’all? (reads the morning’s news) Oh. Damn. That bad huh.

- every day of the past year

08.01.2026 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I agree, if the quarter turn and the lubricant oil is to tune up the guillotines — they’ll need to be in tip top running condition after the convictions there’s only so much work one can do before maintenance is required

08.01.2026 00:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“in america, you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have gender pronouns in bio”

07.01.2026 23:56 — 👍 10423    🔁 1573    💬 234    📌 116

Loomer’s pronouns are Loo/Mer, as in loomer is a toilet (loo) that needs to get into the fucking sea (mer)

08.01.2026 00:13 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

After posting on the White House website just yesterday that Ashli Babbit was "murdered in cold blood," the administration states that the victim of the ICE shooting in Minnesota was justifiably killed as a "domestic terrorist."

07.01.2026 20:22 — 👍 2027    🔁 668    💬 50    📌 41

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08.01.2026 00:01 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so old I remember when America glorified astronauts, not accused sex offenders.

05.01.2026 20:25 — 👍 67    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 0

Or, not to put too fine a point on it, FASCISM.

28.12.2025 05:40 — 👍 4    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Filet o’ Fruit

30.11.2025 12:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Time to get the ole pillow out and send the Grey Lady to the hereafter

29.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 27    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

I used to be
A poaster of the shit
And I was
Committed to the bit
Now I am
Reformed and cleand of it
So I can
Have a worthless kind of wit

20.11.2025 16:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you look beyond their initial contributions, it’s really insane how spectacularly Meta & google have failed to do anything of note beyond taking advantage of our total lack of antitrust/monopoly laws & corporate regulations

20.11.2025 01:19 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

This is the best way I've ever learned about a death

04.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

A lion? More like an alley cat, or a mangy dog.

31.10.2025 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"If you had asked me why I had joined the militia I should have answered: 'To fight against Fascism,' and if you had asked me what I was fighting for, I should have answered: 'Common decency.'"
George Orwell, Homage to Catalonia

31.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 29    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

uh dracula is the phylum, yes all vampires are draculi

31.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s pronounced cyclist.

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Oh well, yes good idea 🖤

18.09.2025 07:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know that book. What’s the significance of the title? (The date is significantly pre-classical)

17.09.2025 11:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.”

If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.

12.09.2025 15:24 — 👍 15658    🔁 4161    💬 402    📌 142

You didn’t make any sense, try again, logic boy

14.09.2025 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My dude, ‘fascism’ isn’t the same thing as ‘authoritarianism’.

14.09.2025 04:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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