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I’ve got a PhD in classical history. I like bikes, art, & music. My politics are socialist. I’m a union member. Reformed shit poster. I live in Meanjin, stolen land never ceded.

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Latest posts by docscoot.bsky.social on Bluesky

This is the best way I've ever learned about a death

04.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

A lion? More like an alley cat, or a mangy dog.

31.10.2025 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"If you had asked me why I had joined the militia I should have answered: 'To fight against Fascism,' and if you had asked me what I was fighting for, I should have answered: 'Common decency.'"
George Orwell, Homage to Catalonia

31.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 28    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

uh dracula is the phylum, yes all vampires are draculi

31.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s pronounced cyclist.

11.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 22010    🔁 3686    💬 437    📌 354
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Oh well, yes good idea 🖤

18.09.2025 07:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know that book. What’s the significance of the title? (The date is significantly pre-classical)

17.09.2025 11:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.”

If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.

12.09.2025 15:24 — 👍 15760    🔁 4185    💬 406    📌 144

You didn’t make any sense, try again, logic boy

14.09.2025 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My dude, ‘fascism’ isn’t the same thing as ‘authoritarianism’.

14.09.2025 04:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If we don't do something they can easily leverage, they'll make something up, lie and say we did, or weaponize something that has nothing to do with us. That's why the respectability policing—and thinking that if everyone moves and talks just so, they won't be able to escalate—is magical thinking.

14.09.2025 02:33 — 👍 949    🔁 228    💬 1    📌 5

Ye reap what ye sow

10.09.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country…

Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.

And America shrugged and moved on.

10.09.2025 20:53 — 👍 24851    🔁 7144    💬 876    📌 351

Since its inception in 1940, Meanjin has fostered a rich and rigorous national conversation through the cultivation of hundreds of Australian thinkers and writers.

The closure of Meanjin represents a significant loss to the Australian literary sector and to the development of new Australian talent.

04.09.2025 06:57 — 👍 12    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m hearing good things about pelican mouth

29.06.2025 10:52 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

This reminds me of a grad school prof who said “just as digital cameras are now just called ‘cameras,’ one day ‘digital humanities’ will just be called ‘humanities.’”

06.08.2025 16:39 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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Decades of mechanistic talk about university degrees as if they were bundles of 'skills' and 'prep' are about to be proved completely wrong (obviously). Want to get a real boost? Do History or English.

13.07.2025 10:19 — 👍 4029    🔁 1117    💬 209    📌 279

ICE agents read the Diary of Anne Frank & thought it was a guide on how to catch fugitives in hiding

13.07.2025 01:13 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

with alt text for accessibility. the New York Times has a long history of Nazism & a fascistic editorial bias.

05.07.2025 04:04 — 👍 1181    🔁 433    💬 25    📌 25

It is truly upsetting that a senior scholar in classics, with the protections and stature of tenure, would openly gloat about the US denying visas to people (often nontenured) due to their political views. Maybe the worst thing I've ever seen on the Classics listserv, and that's saying something.

05.07.2025 14:45 — 👍 133    🔁 20    💬 6    📌 2

"This is a Classicists List not a political one."

A field of study is doomed when it surrenders its claim to be relevant to the real world, to how we live our lives in relation to other human beings, & cultivate mutual understanding. Isn't that the very point of the humanities?

05.07.2025 08:46 — 👍 284    🔁 58    💬 11    📌 11

I saw the thread in my email inbox. I thought I had unsubscribed. The Liverpool CLASSICS-L had always been a cesspit of crusty reactionaries but that thread takes the cake for utter bullshit.

I’m glad I’m not part of the classics academia community any more. Useless tossers.

05.07.2025 11:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love how one of these full professors at prestigious universities spouting this nonsense puts in their lengthy email signature a Livy quote cherry-picked to justify their privileged detachment from their political reality.

Buddy, studying Livy doesn’t mean we should BE Livy.

05.07.2025 10:28 — 👍 61    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0
Thought to date the C1st CE, this bronze amulet was found at Pompeii and is now held in the ‘Secret Cabinet’ at the MAN Napoli (inv. 27839). The amulet has a bird like body complete with wings, a phallic head, a phallic tail, as well as a phallus where you *might* expect one… Image credit: © Marie-Lan Nguyen / Wikimedia Commons

Thought to date the C1st CE, this bronze amulet was found at Pompeii and is now held in the ‘Secret Cabinet’ at the MAN Napoli (inv. 27839). The amulet has a bird like body complete with wings, a phallic head, a phallic tail, as well as a phallus where you *might* expect one… Image credit: © Marie-Lan Nguyen / Wikimedia Commons

May this ancient Roman tintinnabulum bring you all manner of good fortune this #PhallusThursday🍆

If good fortune can be multiplied by the amount of phalluses, well, this contender is certainly in the running!

#AncientRome #AncientBluesky🏺

03.07.2025 08:28 — 👍 64    🔁 21    💬 1    📌 2

All those talking about ‘GC Action’ in the various #tdf hors categorie mountain stages this year — do they mean watching Pogacar riding, still seated, up off the front from the other GC riders, or …?

03.07.2025 02:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only

30.06.2025 09:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What? Who are these idiots who think the Pope is Jewish? 😬

10.05.2025 04:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And there’s a term for “unidentified, masked law enforcement”: secret police. The US right now has a secret police arbitrarily arresting people, including opposition politicians and students.

10.05.2025 01:50 — 👍 664    🔁 258    💬 10    📌 2

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