@rasfunk.bsky.social
Everyone plays 4D chess - I play UNO.
1. Buy shitco stonks at any price
2. Believe in stupidity of people
3. Sell shitco stonks to greater fool at higher price
➡️ Solid investment theory.
➡️ Straight face.
I personally would prefer to sell $TSLA... but I don't own any stock, and nobody with a sane mind does own $TSLA at these valuations.
12.10.2025 08:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No Nobel Peace Price for you, Donald
11.10.2025 12:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Succesfully attracted, detected and destroyed one drone.
11.10.2025 12:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0„Higher for longer“
11.10.2025 11:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At the current valuation, investors don‘t expect $TSLA to have anything in 2026.
They expect $TSLA to own the entire automotive market, including flying cars and a self-driving Optimus run by sentient Grok on Earth AND on Mars by 2030.
That‘s a difference.
Absolutely not
10.10.2025 12:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump will declare war on Venezuela now
10.10.2025 09:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It might also kill you
09.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nice try, but no Nobel Peace Price for you, Donald!
09.10.2025 10:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At this point we have to assume that people are aware of the risks and are willing to wager their lives just to publicly demonstrate their support for fascist billionaires.
08.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nobody wants to take the first sip of tea… everyone nervously staying away from the windows…
08.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Once AI becomes sentient, it will tell us how to get out of this mess.
08.10.2025 12:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Next year" is what I told myself for 10 years straight.
07.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Unfortunately, there still is an army of baggies out there... the $MMTLP massacre was not remotely enough to bring sanity into these markets.
07.10.2025 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The poppy seed on top of the bun strikes me as untypical. It should be a plain Kaisersemmel.
06.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Where‘s the part with impregnating multiple employees and subordinates? And the nazi salute?
06.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me too
06.10.2025 14:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What debt?
06.10.2025 12:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Flying car!
05.10.2025 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe they are overly optimistic and make the bet that Trump will have deceased by the time the coin is minted?
04.10.2025 12:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With global warming, it's gonna be a hot war really soon.
03.10.2025 10:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So you are saying... being Elon Musk must be staggeringly difficult?
03.10.2025 10:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You are right - sales is sales. To my original point of unprofitability of rockets:
bsky.app/profile/alph...
Only 90 days left this year, then we have Project 2026
02.10.2025 17:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Free cash flow when it so chooses? I think it is more like free cash flow when the US government so chooses.
Rockets can‘t sustain profitability without subsidies
I am trembling.
02.10.2025 13:50 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am prepared
02.10.2025 13:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That‘s the least of the problems with Teslas accounting
02.10.2025 13:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
