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The president and congress should not be getting paid for a shutdown THEY caused. Maybe then they'd act accordingly and come to an agreement quicker. People will suffer the longer this goes but they don't care because they'll still see their paychecks

Velveeta Voldemort and Pete Kegsbreath just want a bunch of muscular men to stare at. You can't convince me the screams aren't coming from inside the closet 🤷🏻‍♀️

The flour children are big mad. 🤣 It's not our fault you like your music as bland as your unseasoned chicken.

Does anyone know what time the y'all are getting raptured?? I'm on Hawaii time and don't want to miss anything.

Where do we apply for the bone spurs excuse when the draft hits??

⁉️⁉️WHERE THE FUCK
WAS THE NATIONAL GUARD
ON JANUARY 6, 2021⁉️⁉️

An American?! So disappointed we don't get Cardinal Tagle for Pope.

BREAKING: The Trump administration is forcing taxpayers to foot the bill for the family of a Capitol rioter. Ashli Babbitt’s family gets paid millions for her trying to overthrow the government.

Yeah, that makes total sense. Be fucking forreal.
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Oh no! His poor, fragile ego.

He looks like a toddler that was forced into these clothes and hairdo for picture day.

#LockHimUp

I officially have beef with The Simpsons… because why would you get our hopes up like that???

Every morning, I check Bluesky to see what new fresh hell I’m waking up to. Every day, I regret not choosing to live blissfully ignorant.

Senator Corey Booker made me feel the most patriotic I have felt in a long time, if ever.

HE DID IT!! Senator Corey Booker DID IT!!

Just go ahead and cancel April fools this year. This administration got us looking like fools every day.

Dear Mexico and Canada:
Idk what’s going on with Japan, South Korea, and China…but y’all should join them.

The Repubs are going to throw Mike Waltz under the bus and get him to resign to try to save Hegseth. They're gonna act like the only mistake was adding the reporter to the chat. But none of those discussions should ever have been on signal, and doing so demonstrates trying to hide things.

Just go ahead and cancel April fools this year. This administration got us looking like fools every day.

Imagine screenshotting a text and sending it to the person you screenshotted it from… that’s still not as bad a fuck up as Pete Hegseth.

I’m fully convinced that Karoline Leavitt was found in some random improv class and they offered her a job to just make up answers as she goes.

Happy Pi Day!

The US being added to the human rights watch list means other countries lock their car doors when they drive past us.

Great meme by @projectliberal.org.

Melania likes to learn about history, right? Someone should tell her about Aqua Tofana.

In today’s hellscape news, the Trump administration is planning to cut 80,000 jobs from the Department of Veterans Affairs.

The VA is already short-staffed and wait times are abhorrent.

Veterans will die because of this move.

They’ll move the goalpost and claim this is great news somehow. This country is a joke. I better not ever hear one of them red hat wearing demons tell my husband they thank him for his service. I will crash tf out.

I will now officially become the spelling and grammar police online because if you MAGAts can’t properly write in your own official language, you need to be deported. I don’t make the rules, your king did.

How many lies did we have to sit through during the State of the Union address?? How many more lies will MAGA believe without question??