mike,

When the job interviewer asks if I have any other special skills to note

Awful to hear about the loss of Terrance Gore. One of the most unique characters in Royals history and by all accounts a good guy off the field. Wishing peace for his family and especially his young kids.

Tonic - Lemon Parade (1996)

Here's an album whose title was forever ruined by a single meme about a decade later

Portrait of Hall of Fame reliever Lee Smith in a Kansas City Royals uniform. Smith was in spring camp with the Royals in 1998 but refused a minor league assignment before the season began.

Beltrán really should go into the Hall as a Met. There is still only one choice as biggest Royals cap snub in Cooperstown

Posters at a family fun center advertising theater shows for children in 6-D

There’s a real “5 blades” situation developing in children’s visual entertainment. I gotta find out what these new dimensions are

In a new survey, NFL players have declared their dream Super Bowl halftime performer loud and clear. I gotta say I was not expecting it to be Of Montreal

A Simpsons screenshot of Marge in her nightcap looking at a surveillance van with a big dish on top, named Flowers By Irene (FBI)

The storefront for Flowers by Irene in Dodge City, KS. It looks like an antique mall storefront - clearly inside a larger space, with a rather chintzy window display and an amatuerish logo on top, Flowers in an Old West type font and Irene in cursive

Found out today that there's a shop in Dodge City, Kansas named Flowers By Irene, apparently completely unironically

Daniel Eightmile

wow they booked the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social music city bowl preview

It’s a little strange that the Twins and Vikings both fired (or whatever) their GMs within 24 hours of each other totally out of the blue at odd times in the hire/fire cycle? Is this news dumping while the city is busy with more important matters?

Maybe the Nationals could let Richard speak for himself, if he wants to, it’s not really anyone’s business

(Jack Black, watching this creature rise from the sea) “that’s Levitation, homes”

Cover of "Oklahoma accident facts" 1970 edition, published by Oklahoma Safety Council, the citizen organization for Oklahoma accident-prevention. Illustration of a robed skeleton writing in a book with a fountain pen.

The Mile-Long Desert Mirror will return in Developers: End Game

The drought is over

my number one suspect is still matt nagy

i don't know who this AFC title game is an indictment of but somebody is getting goddamn indicted out here

>IF< I'm able to secure the snap, I'm immediately taking a knee

The president is fine, everyone. He muddied his shorts when he saw the earth dropping away as the plane took off and didn't have any spare underwear. This is why you always pack at least two sets of clothing for each day you'll be away.

Gulp

Like me, Caleb Williams went to school at both Oklahoma and USC. We’re a lot alike.

If the Broncos win the Super Bowl on some Jeff Hostetler shit, not even 3 Lombardis since 2019 will console me

(Daniel Craig voice) ladies and gentlemen…..it’s Friday

Within my first few months working in an architecture office, a coworker contacted one of the design mags to ask about the criteria for winning their awards, and the answer amounted to "cut us a check"

De signing women

Behind you there are two wolves

Wait hold on, you’re saying the Chargers are soiling their sheets? In January? The San Diego(?) Chargers?

“I don’t know what any of this shit is, and I’m scared”

If they could bottle what Indiana fans are feeling right now, nobody would ever leave their house