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                04.04.2025 03:41 β π 425    π 81    π¬ 18    π 9                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Itβs fair to say everythingβs going a bit off-script right nowβ¦.
               
            
            
                06.01.2025 23:01 β π 0    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
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                17.12.2024 14:36 β π 32560    π 4491    π¬ 353    π 213                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Feeling oldβ¦.
               
            
            
                11.12.2024 17:38 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Railways are SO communist havenβt you heard..?
               
            
            
                01.12.2024 02:02 β π 0    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
               
            
            
                29.11.2024 14:31 β π 41045    π 11181    π¬ 522    π 419                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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                27.11.2024 18:24 β π 48721    π 7708    π¬ 1263    π 693                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            No words reallyβ¦. 
www.instagram.com/p/DC6k1hyNJ9...
               
            
            
                28.11.2024 17:32 β π 2    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
            
                        
                Bluesky User Counter
                
            
        
    
    
            bsky-users.theo.io
               
            
            
                28.11.2024 00:25 β π 0    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            My Spanish pen pal is in an excellent Kajagoogoo tribute band. He's so good, in fact, that (wait for it) once you've seen Juan, you've seen Limahl.
               
            
            
                24.11.2024 11:01 β π 493    π 42    π¬ 36    π 3                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Twitter had 450 million monthly users  prior to rebranding in 2023 (data 2022-23), as of November 24 - 586million monthly users. 
From my experiences I would suggest the extra number of users would likely be bots⦠??
               
            
            
                23.11.2024 20:52 β π 2    π 0    π¬ 1    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                            A set of railroad tracks with parts of them set on fire as a commuter train prepares to cross. 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
               
            
            
                21.11.2024 10:54 β π 21177    π 3540    π¬ 568    π 698                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            CAT ADVISORY: With temperatures remaining uncomfortably low and #StormBert on its way it's important that you find the warmest spot in the house and stay there. Tell your humans to keep the second warmest spot free in case you want a change of scenery.
               
            
            
                22.11.2024 13:50 β π 15659    π 1398    π¬ 333    π 53                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            βIn the shimmering haze
The cat mumbled something
In its sleepβ 
#Tony 
#haiku
#ginger
               
            
            
                20.11.2024 19:15 β π 3    π 1    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Good news indeed.
               
            
            
                20.11.2024 19:11 β π 1    π 1    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Nice roof box!
               
            
            
                20.11.2024 19:12 β π 2    π 0    π¬ 1    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day.
Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.
               
            
            
                19.11.2024 18:57 β π 93746    π 10802    π¬ 1358    π 949                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Apparently heβs compiling a report, itβs detailing the amount of wholly unsatisfactory walks and lack of sufficient sniffing opportunitiesβ¦ 
βitβs bloody freezingβ  isnβt a good enough excuse apparently!
               
            
            
                20.11.2024 18:44 β π 4    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
    
         
        
            
        
                            
                    
                    
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