Jo Rozycki

Is this the Marlins’ first ball game they’ve ever played or???? Because oh my god this defense is remarkably horrible.

My office is playing Green Day deep cuts. It's a good day.

It's a great day to be a Mets fan.

Going on three years of being a plant parent and I’ve been too scared to replant or cultivate anything that I’ve grown.
Finally repotted two plants that have desperately needed them. And now, we wait.

Happy Opening Day!!! ⚾️🌭

She wears cornstarch. I wear tshirts.

Alas. But I wish.

a cartoon character with a beard is running on a beach holding a cane . ALT: a cartoon character with a beard is running on a beach holding a cane .

I just fucking love using my nerdy little brain to do deep research for new business pitches, especially on categories I have significant interest in

I just had a lady stop me on the street and point to Dolly and say "you just have the happiest dog I've ever seen." 🥹

Remembered I have free will and that I'm not chained to my desk so I'm now working on the couch.

🤪Crazy🤪 things happening

Finally watching Survivor for the first time.
First take: I cannot stand the way Jeff yells “c’mon in guys” at the beginning of every challenge. Super cringe, gives me the ick. No, I will not elaborate.

Why does this terrify me

TIL why Red Bull had to change its slogan to "it gives you wiiiiings"

Great news, folks: I’m no longer depressed because the weather is now above 50°! Crisis averted!

The weather in NYC is finally above 40 degrees and I finally have the will to live.

I saw a Tesla pull up on the street with an absolutely destroyed passenger door and my first thought was "lol nice."

Just saw someone on Fishbowl refer to "coming out of the closet, but the age closet" and I simply want to launch myself into the sun.

Tell shame to go sit in the corner until you're done having fun 😌

There are many mysteries and ambiguities in life but the nature of this gesture is not among them. It's a Nazi salute.

This season of The Traitors is the worst. Seasons 1 and 2 were far better.

To quote my account lead, this is MapQuests’s big swing to get back on the map 👏😏

Without a doubt 💪😌

Math is hard

Thinking a lot about Matthew Shepard today.

A small win: didn’t have to carry my 80lb dog into the vet because she’s a scaredy cat 🙌

IS IT BASEBALL SEASON YET

Working on a women's health brand has grown my bravery in searching "vaginal dryness" on my work computer at the office. (Yes, I promise it's for brand research purposes)

No one wished me a happy President's Day yesterday, after serving two terms as co-president of my high school's GSA. All of you are fake friends.

A magical part of living in NYC is seeing the sheer number of people walking around the city with bouquets of flowers on Valentine’s Day.