I hate that this is my local mall. I'm literally 5 minutes from here
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I hate that this is my local mall. I'm literally 5 minutes from here
05.10.2025 18:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pick an alleyway in Dotonbori and see where the night takes you?
05.10.2025 18:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists
05.10.2025 15:11 β π 7265 π 2159 π¬ 56 π 14Iβm glad the whole nation is getting to experience the excruciating torture that is Seattle Mariners baseball.
05.10.2025 03:47 β π 22 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0most of your favorite (still living) comedians are now assholes because the personality trait that drove them to success (desperately needing love from everyone) is emotional kryptonite once you are rich, successful, well known, and still fucking hate yourself.
03.10.2025 04:41 β π 849 π 123 π¬ 11 π 3Also I feel like there are some American east coast accents that still have the British "inserted r" between abutting vowel sounds like "...cinema and" to "cinemaR and" which I find super fascinating
02.10.2025 23:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This was seriously so much fun to help with. Writing the Nightmare Bundle copy felt like one of the first projects at Wizards that I really got to pop off on and find my own voice. It's only a small part of the (incredible) final product, but I think it's safe to say it didn't hurt it?
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01.10.2025 05:34 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So considering he reposted that AI medbed thing last night there's a nonzero chance his own advisors have been showing him AI Fox News clips in the oval office and he thinks they're real
28.09.2025 20:04 β π 4291 π 944 π¬ 99 π 38You can pre-order right now, for delivery in February:
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/747400...
Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians β "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"
25.09.2025 15:16 β π 6643 π 2499 π¬ 84 π 442I'd expect nothing less from the son of the US Secretary of Todaybor
22.09.2025 19:10 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only frog-boy can heal a divided nation
22.09.2025 16:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not loving how every failed presidential candidate gets paid the entire budget of the publishing industry that year to write a book called I Learned Nothing
20.09.2025 17:36 β π 526 π 158 π¬ 2 π 1Oh thank god, false alarm, soda pop is back on the menu girls
19.09.2025 03:54 β π 657 π 188 π¬ 8 π 0It's not every day that you get to write for Spider-Man. β€οΈπ·
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18.09.2025 22:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Becoming increasingly clear weβre gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
18.09.2025 00:22 β π 40427 π 9034 π¬ 901 π 554a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval
18.09.2025 02:21 β π 4658 π 1468 π¬ 3 π 52Which Kevin Costner one is the Kevin Costnest
17.09.2025 00:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A BUMMER
15.09.2025 03:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Omg
14.09.2025 19:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0media: i'd like to see the left wriggle out of this one!
[the shooter is revealed to be a psycho right winger like nearly all shooters]
media: ah, well, nevertheless
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08.09.2025 03:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The amount of stevia getting thrown in everything is OUT OF CONTROL
IT TASTES SO BAD
They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
30.08.2025 04:38 β π 7296 π 1141 π¬ 10 π 33SAME
29.08.2025 02:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0obviously people deserve blame for being antisemitic but it is a world-historical catastrophe that almost every institution nominally dedicated to fighting antisemitism has decided to burn their credibility for the short term interests of the Netanuahu government
25.08.2025 02:15 β π 1597 π 227 π¬ 19 π 5he did it, they're finally Pokemon Going to the polls
24.08.2025 21:47 β π 432 π 144 π¬ 2 π 1