Austin Bridges

The cover of the novelization of Space Jam

I do solemnly slam

WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.

details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...

Metroid Prime 4 is fun so far but the Georgia O'Keeffe design aesthetic for an entire planet is SLIGHTLY distracting

Scene from OFFICE SPACE with Michael Bolton replying to Samir Nagheenanajar: “No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.”

when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

🐊 𝗡𝗢 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗦 🐊

...so can we use MTG in the old way again now?

BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote

I hate that I'm now imagining the Andor S2 Mon Mothma escape from the senate but it's goddamn Marjorie Taylor Greene

yip yip

MAYOR-ELECT KATIE WILSON

Katie Wilson defeats incumbent Bruce Harrell to become Seattle mayor In Wednesday's ballot drop, Katie Wilson extended her lead to 1,976 votes over Bruce Harrell. KING 5 is now calling this race for Katie Wilson.

KING 5 has called it!

guy who watches Pluribus and immediately recognizes the main character from her role as the "Tutorial Witch" in the 1997 Magic the Gathering computer game

A photo of Katie Wilson seated in a wooden chair beside a white brick fireplace smiling at the camera with her hands folded

an image of the election results from King County

SEATTLE!!!

We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!

Graph showing the type, number, and cohort of challenged ballots

There's still a lot of curable ballots from Seattle (about 1,800). Most are unsigned or signature mismatches, and most skew younger.

Rhea Seehorn's very first imdb credit, if anyone's curious

Seattlites, check to make sure your vote was counted! Katie Wilson needs every vote.

If you're craving more weird Peter Chung animation, watch Phantom 2040 afterwards

Stop saying the cop was assaulted by a sandwich

You have to use the passive voice. The officer was impacted by a sweet onion chicken teriyaki of unclear origin

Anyone who still won't say "Mamdani" correctly can HIT DA BRICKS

whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

The transphobic messaging completely failed to help Republicans tonight. The anti-trans propaganda was a losing strategy which the GOP pushed all their chips in on, and it failed miserably. They lost every major race tonight.

Digimon Survive to the Polls

Don't forget to Pokemon Legends Z-A to the Polls

I too used to be cursed with a "6-7" style verbal tic but it was the "I see I see I see" line from that terrible Emilia Pérez vaginoplasty song