Goofydad

Rebound Bro-mance won't last.

Dementius

Enough suction power to influence policy, apparently.

ReThuglicans kneel and kiss the ring, then act surprised when a crook crooks?

How could this backfire fot the ReThuglicans?

The Trump Presidency 2, season 1 is off to a cruddy start. 1 star, would not recommend.

Of course Susan will fall in line. The doddering biddy knows where her Rubles come from.

Chuck grassley and Nancy Pelosi were serving in office in 1977. Facts, my dude.

The nursing home residents of the House and Senate stopping to pay respects to the deceased former President. Some were present when he was sworn into office.

It's cute watching the nursing home residents shuffle by the casket of Jimmy Carter.

Right. Facts and Science get in the way of information exchange all the time.

5 days after hip replacement
- Took pain med
- took a gummy
- wife said "what does the dog have in his mouth?"
- dog comes out from behind chair with a steak knife in his mouth like a pirate.
- I realize that was an intense, sober 30 seconds, And I didn't take enough drugs to cope with the reality.

I'm pitching a game show to NBC. in honor of Deal or no deal island, I propose "Wheel of Jeopardy."

There will be a wheel. There will be jeopardy.

And Trump is asking NPR to hand-scrub his bikini zones.

Gallows humor in medicine - PubMed Medical professionals regularly joke about their patients' problems. Some of these jokes are clearly wrong, but are all jokes wrong?

Healthcare peeps, if you have access to this paper, it's an essential read.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21980898/
Humour in medicine is essential for the well-being of the patients and staff. Medicine can be dark and painful.

Never forget.

Junior never shared his powder, so Kimberly is taking a powder. Zip

She is Greece-y, but in all fairness there is no country named "Slutty" in which to post Kimberly

Every cook knows not to cook the dirty tart in Greece...

"Altoonas' Restaurant" remake by Woody Guthrie?

Television perfume commercials confuse me... Do I really want to smell like drunk Johnny Depp sweating in the desert?

Dirty diapers and yeasty underboob flop sweat

Who piled up all that plastic in skirts?

"I don't drink, but I'll quit if appointed."

Canada is truly safe from invasion, because Trump can't find it on the map, Hesketh would invade Mexico because the map was upside down and Stefanik would start telling the UN more Trump-Speak.

Who is the bottom?

Why, that's Rudy in drag again.

MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ Midweek Ratings Plunge 15% After Hosts Visit Trump at Mar-A-Lago Ratings for MSNBC's 'Morning Joe' have declined noticeably for two consecutive days after hosts Scarborough and Brzezinski detailed a visit to Trump

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Taking a knee is costly to the networks. Fewer views, less ad revenue, just like "x"

... Until their pool of skilled but immigrant labor gets shipped across the border

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