Tony Tino (not a frozen pizza)

What is Iron Maiden because they were tired of Bruce Dickinson complaining about not having his own plane.

I received this text 20 minutes ago. It’s all about manufactured fear.

🎶Came along a dolphin
He said, "Jolly Mon, Hello"
"I've always loved your singing
Climb on board and don't let go"🎶

Oh Jolly Mon sing
Oh make the oceans ring

#JimmyBuffett

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🎶I guess music and lyrics
Are what I do best
I'm all done explaining
Or passin' some test
So pour me another
It's good for my health
I'm not ready to
Put the book on the shelf🎶
#JimmyBuffett

#FinsUp
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I’m old enough to remember when MTV (MTV was a station that played music videos) (music videos were short movies to promote a song) added subtitles to Smells Like Teen Spirit because no one new what they were saying. (Queue Weird Al spitting marbles from his mouth).

What is duking?

🎶With all of our running
And all of our cunning
If we couldn't laugh
We would all go insane🎶

#JimmyBuffett

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🎶Sometimes more than others
You see who and what
And where you are
I'm a one-man band
With no immediate plans
Tonight I just need my guitar🎶

#JimmyBuffett

#FinsUp
#BubblesUp
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What is not telling it to xyz pdq?

Stop saying underage women.
They are children.

My extreme sport is typing without glasses

THIS 👇🏼

So the Epstein files dump

1. Protected a lot of predictors

2. Created another partisan food fight.

3. Failed to create any obvious pathway for these women to get accountability.

4. Included a number of clearly unverified claims that can be used to undermine the very legit emails

I went found the truth
In the Himilayas
Bundled up half-frozen
Munchin' Milky Way-as
Found a shaman in a diaper
With a poppy pot
When I asked if he was cold
He said, "I just think hot."

#JimmyBuffett

#FinsUp
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Four cows standing in a field. Photo is reminiscent of a band publicity shot.

Norwegian death metal band The Udder Ones new album 𝘔𝘰𝘰𝘦𝘥 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 drops next Friday, featuring the single “Pasture Prime.”

🎶Where the music in my soul
Makes me start to lose control
I could melt right on the spot
I'm king of somewhere hot🎶

#JimmyBuffett

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#BeerInCansInASongOrMovie
🎥.The Good, The Bud & The Ugly

On the news this morning he said something like he did it because the crowd of protesters was stalking them as they went from gas station to gas station and none would let them use the bathroom.

He apparently thinks it’s bad to follow people around without cause. Weird.

55% of Americans are opposed to Trump trying to buy Greenland, while 86% are opposed to using force to take it.

And yet President Veruca Salt wants it, he wants it, he wants it

Louder for those in the back‼️

🎶She said Momma I'm fine
If you happen to wonder
I don't have much money
But I still get around
I haven't made church in
Near thirty-six Sundays
So fuck all those West Nashville
Grand Ballroom gowns🎶

#JimmyBuffett

#FinsUp
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ICE PIRATES taught me about water shortages, androgyny, and Space Herpes at an early age. I was lucky.