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Reported. How insane.

a wrestler with a scorpion on his shirt is standing in a wrestling ring with his arms outstretched . Alt: a wrestler with a scorpion on his shirt is standing in a wrestling ring with his arms outstretched .

The sexiest thing a woman can do is walk up to you, nuzzle her face against yours, give your earlobe a slight nibble, and scream "IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNG" like Tony Schiavone.

Of course.
I have to be honest, I'm actually from the US. Here we call them "Crippling Medical Debt".

They are Chucky Pigs and I will absolutely throw down with anyone who calls them Chicky Pigs, I swear to God.

Counterpoint, poo poo pee pee doo doo

Itch between my shoulders so bad I'm considering asking the stranger next to me to take care of it

Shout out to the adult man at the urinal in the gym locker room with his pants and underwear at his ankles, preschool style.

Sleeve McDichael is behind this whole thing. I just know it.

YouTube video by TheBellrays The Bellrays - On Top

I had never heard of The Bellrays until last night and now they're my favorite band. Incredible mix-up of soul and punk. Incredible.

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Because there certainly aren't any actors looking for work in New York.

I had this issue. I never owned the game (I would later get Day of the Tentacle for PC) but I kept it around because the lady with the red hair and leather dress made me feel funny in a way I didn't fully understand as a kid.

Listening to Jason Isbell's divorce album in my left ear and Amanda Shires' divorce album in my right ear to get a balanced perspective on that whole thing

Yelling "I know it's not your thing but dude, Ghost of Yotei is seriously fucking sick" to the Amish buggy I pass in my car.

Not to brag, but I'm the Donated 7 Gallon Club, baybeeeeee.

She amazons on my web services til I make a third of the Internet unavailable.

"Oh, no worries I'm happy to give you a ride. Sorry the car's a bit of a mess. Kids, amiright? Feel free to shove any Louvre jewels out of the way if you need to."

Me and the boys running out fingertips down each other's faces and sucking on each other's tongues today.

The day that CeeLo Green passes, I will get banned from Wikipedia for constantly updating his name to B'Lo Ground.

To be clear, I'm not getting a picture of Renee Russo's boobs in The Thomas Crown Affair, I'm the getting the specific words themselves tattooed on my neck.

Gonna get "Renee Russo's boobs in the Thomas Crown Affair" tattooed on the side of my neck.

Self-flaggelating Midwesterners are part of Ope-us Dei.

Absolutely no peripheral vision but that's okay.

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

A person ina rubber middle finger mask holding a sign of Trump and Epstein that says "sick, simple tyrant"

No Kings Indianapolis

YouTube video by rintintin9000 OTIS GIBBS - THE PEOPLES DAY

If you're not a fan of the lefty country singer Otis Gibbs, you should be.

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You are very good at this

Here’s a general MAGA blocklist that I’ve been using for years.

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I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.

These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.

Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.

Self-flaggelating Midwesterners are part of Ope-us Dei.