@paxtonpullman.bsky.social
Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets. He/him.
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15.02.2026 19:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Black and white photo of Linda Ronstadt looking absolutely fine as hell
I've been spending a minimum of 12 hours a day talking to my AI girlfriend companion before realizing it was just a picture of Linda Ronstadt in the 70s
15.02.2026 18:28 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0The fact that we can see these women's shoulders means they're not at all true representation of the LDS church.
15.02.2026 17:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I believe Bobby Salsa will get a pinfall over The Ultimate Warrior because it's so common sense"
15.02.2026 15:37 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I imagine that those crazy fundamentalist street preachers who harass college students are fiercely protective of their corners like drug dealers.
15.02.2026 04:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Daredevil in a fat suit
I know, I know
It's serious
Graffiti on bricks that says "swallow cum suck dick and love it but like in a way that empowers you"
Seen in the bathroom of the venue in Louisville I played last night. Hell yeah.
14.02.2026 16:20 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0There are albums that go hard and the there are ALBUMS THAT GO HARD. The funkiest jams you've ever heard.
15.02.2026 00:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Daredevil in a fat suit
I know, I know
It's serious
Funny in a way that empowers you
14.02.2026 16:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Graffiti on bricks that says "swallow cum suck dick and love it but like in a way that empowers you"
Seen in the bathroom of the venue in Louisville I played last night. Hell yeah.
14.02.2026 16:20 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0you guys
12.02.2026 00:00 β π 361 π 59 π¬ 19 π 7
Older white man from the new York financier meme
Justin Bateman's father-in-law?
13.02.2026 17:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also, he has the day off school because it's a built in flex day for snow cancellations, but they do e-learning days instead of cancelling so he just has the day off. I'm lucky to be able to work from home today but it means I'm working with a very social kid and a sick wife here with me .
13.02.2026 17:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He just quoted "lousy Smarch weather" perfectly alongside the dialogue.
13.02.2026 17:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Giant statue holding a donut in front of Homer Simpson
My kid has watched the Treehouse of Horror episode with the killer mascots several times within the past month
13.02.2026 17:24 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
13.02.2026 05:22 β π 17144 π 5338 π¬ 162 π 351I gotta buy stocks in the hair extensions industry.
12.02.2026 14:39 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just purchased!
12.02.2026 14:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A guy on Reddit was vigorously defending ICE. I checked his comment history and he said, and I quote:
"The truth is that it's incredibly rare for a woman to be actually attracted to a man physically"
Oh, buddy ...
The Ten opening night. Only played on one screen in my city. It was a pretty decent crowd of people who loved David Wain. Great reception from everyone.
11.02.2026 23:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bumped into Art Alexakis on the stairs in a casino. Told him I loved Sparkle and Fade.
I let Sami Zayn cut me in line at the only bathroom at an NXT house show.
Whoopi Goldberg gave me a very shitty look for absolutely no reason passing by on the sidewalk in Manhattan.
Deep Cover is fine. Not great by any stretch and not an accurate portrayal of improv but the leads are charming and there are worse ways to waste 95 minutes
11.02.2026 21:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Best movie about improv: Don't Think Twice
Okay movie about improv: Deep Cover (2025)
Worst movie about improv: Salo or The 100 Days of Sodom
It was a very different internet.
11.02.2026 12:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can't believe I have to say this, but Tennessee Ernie Ford was singing a cautionary tale.
11.02.2026 11:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Mr. T Ate My Balls, 1996
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The Boy Detective is *incredible* live. Absolutely fantastic.
I'll be away from the Midwest when this happening and it bums me out.
I had a great Aunt Gussy and you'd have to give me a thousand chances to guess her actual name.
10.02.2026 23:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
