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This is a very good skeet that appeals to my interests.

same guy lmao

a group of cartoon characters standing in a line with mutuelle dentaire written in the corner Alt: The dental plan scene from the Simpsons but with Italian subtitles for some reason

The overwhelming joy of me as a father hearing my son say "Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!" and laugh

Every time an American dunks on British food, we take another of your signature dishes and pie it.

I have long hair and a big bushy mustache, but clean-shaven I look a bit like Ben Shapiro so I feel you, bud.

*listened in the dorms with the friends I ran into

Won tickets to it from a radio contest because I love trying to be caller #10.

A brightly lit concert with inflatable pink robots on stage.

I saw Modest Mouse and Flaming Lips with my 9 year old tonight. My 5th time seeing the Lips, his 2nd. It was wonderful. We ran into some close friends and their kids. I listened to Soft Bulletin and Yoshimi in the dorms back in the early 00s and now our kids are dancing together in 2025. That's rad.

I saw an AI generated picture of Jerry Garcia and Radar from MASH. I knew it was fake because they had five fingers.

Ohhhhhhh golly!

When you stop putting in the effort to dodge couches coming at you, that's called Jamiroquaiet Quitting.

"Now that's the good shit" - I say as I put on the Zero Mostel episode of The Muppet Show.

I don't know how much more I can handle the overbearing weight of it all but on the plus side this Aldi-brand ripoff of La Croix tastes pretty good!

This is a very specific joke made pretty much just for myself.

I never buy commercially made tea, but whenever I do drink a glass of cold tea I always (ALWAYS!) exclaim "That's brisk, baby".

"We'll do mask work, with Keith Johnstone" - Axl Rose, reading a book about improv.

I've only worked in the public sector (teacher then at a county safety net hospital) so I've never had alcohol provided at a work event. My first year teaching the principal got pulled over for DUI, called the chief to get out of it, and dashcam footage leaked to CNN so there's that.

My family's tradition is to leave little toy boats outside our bedrooms overnight so Dave Matthews can leave chocolate.

a back to the future car is driving down a street with a red license plate Alt: a back to the future car is flying down a street

Outside Tastee Freeze?
Where we're suckin' on chili dogs, we don't need outside Tastee Freeze

I still have mine: these two alongside Roddy Piper and Big John Studd.

He's now singing about how much he loves the dog to the tune of the Jeopardy theme.

Maniac Mike for life

24 years later and I'm still annoyed by it. @robaburg.bsky.social can confirm Mark's musical selection.

The guy who lived next to me first year of college played this and this alone loudly and on repeat the first few weeks of school. The 9/11 happened so he switched to God Bless the USA. After proper mourning, it was Cheeseburger in Paradise for a few weeks then the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Stop scroll & post two characters who bring you joy & happiness

Hahaha, it is!

Foor distinct portraits of the same person

The guy from AFI went from California hardcore dude to gender fluid Danzig to barber who gives his clients an IPA during their haircut to 1800s industrialist who went nuts after losing his wife to cholera and then built a mansion with doors to nowhere.

ReneRussosBoobsintheThomasCrownAffair1! would be a pretty good password.