👽mojo👽

im going full LOST over Severance, i can’t stop myself, haven’t felt like this since 2010

a troll, world’s greatest hater

she’s always been that bitch

but that’s probably for the best

all the people i thought id talk to about everything happening now are dead

i miss my dead friends

why are all non-Greek yogurts bakery-flavored now

mods asleep, do solipsism

rippin dabs in the hobby lobby bathroom

Barnes & Noble manager sitting up here buying drinks for regulars today 💚

can’t take this seriously until there are bookmarks

devastating news: my preacher cousin and i have the *exact* same haircut

taking a day to really hold space for my cowlicks

white people wash your hair challenge

Barnes & Noble premium membership reward tote bag in “Blue and Cream” placed in passenger seat of car — Deep royal blue emblazoned with the words “A BAG OF BOOKS” in pale gold. Bag is sizable — about half the height of the seat — and is of sturdy construction and material, with a slightly darker blue canvas layer at top connecting the straps.

B&N gotta be the last place where membership goodies actually look good and have function

😕

criminal

and what is a fox, then? an otter??? a bear?????

it’s the only way

demi moore you will always be famous

oof, still no bookmarks

That canceled TV show that you’ll never stop thinking about….

oh NOW y’all wanna hang out here

becoming a rollerskating adult this year

when will we discover the event that epigenetically compelled white people to stop washing and start living with vermin?

“he/him, slutty dad, divorce enthus—“
my hand’s quiet release,
my bow’s grateful twang,
my prey’s soft thud,
my quiet forest.

get it out of here

the aldi scanners verbally berating my broke ass

jamaican patty tuesday