It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

We should try a referendum on voting reform

Imagine telling on yourself and your pedagogy this much.

Tells you everything you need to know about the UK that one of its richest and most beloved people spent years making it harder for people to use the toilet, and celebrated by posting an Andrew Tate style photo of herself smoking a cigar on a yacht

I don't think Jewish history offers clear moral lessons absent interpretation, and I don't think trauma brings moral clarity. That said, I do not know how someone can look at Jewish history and think, "I should publicly helping armed agents of the state arrest vulnerable people to make propaganda."

You know something? I can tell from a glance at StopAntimsemitism, BoD or ADL post whether a celebrity has been antisemitic or just supported Palestine.

If it's an instant damning indictment they supported Palestine, if it's a wishy washy rebuke with a call for nuance, they've been balls out AS.

i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person

You do in fact, love to see it.

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

Once again the most antisemitic presidency in generations, an administration with *actual Nazis* on staff, is determining which Jews are Jewish and which are degenerates (hint: the latter = the vast majority of American Jews)—with the added bonus of using "Palestinian" as a slur.

while I guess this is better than literally nothing, waiting two days and starting off by saying you abhor the views of the guy the Trump administration kidnapped and is threatening to deport is so pathetic

the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain

“Stop me, Rorschach? I launched SpaceX Starship Flight 8 thirty-five minutes ago.”

real monkey's paw that we invented the ability to hold the sum of all human knowledge in the palm of your hand and then a few years later we're turning it into your stupid friend that pretends to know the answer to every question

I'm a representative for the Democrats. A decade ago a grand piano fell on my head and ever since then, my memory restarts every 45 minutes. I am confident our existing legislative playbook will be able to handle this crisis.

First Watto and now this. Real book of Job hours for you.

DeepSeek hot take: The emperor still has no clothes, but it's very distressing to the emperor that their non-clothes can be made so much more cheaply.

*me looking at the democrats refuse to listen to their voters, pretend everything was fine as the wealth divide between rich and poor grew with each passing day, lie through their teeth multiple times, and fund a genocide red and blue voters didn't support* "wow how could the voters do this."

Sam Altman is a titanic dipshit and the fact that he’s risen to the very pinnacle of the tech industry is all you need to know about the tech industry.

Chuck man what is your job

This is how we remake Network for a new generation!

The Transformers subreddit is taking a stronger stance against Elon doing a Nazi salute than the ADL

Portrait of ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt for @jewishcurrents.bsky.social:
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This Moment Or, Why I Cannot Mourn Gaza

My latest www.hauntologies.net/p/this-moment

I don't know what narrative the democrats are even trying to push regarding all this anymore. You told him to stop killing innocent people. He said no. You kept giving him bombs to keep killing innocent people. You look like a brutal killer at worst and a pathetic pushover at best. Baffling.

tv seasons should be 22 episodes long and at least 30% of those should be pure crap

a venn diagram. the left circle is “people who understand that climate change is an existential threat” and the right circle is “people who use Al, but, like, not for real work! lol! i just needed a silly pic of a dog on a scooter and it's surprisingly hard to find good reference images”

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo