Kevin Sciretta

"But Kevin the health implications of that..." shh shh shh shaddup shaddup shaddup.

OK shit well jokes and japes being what they are I had a headache and 6:55 PM Black Coffee kicked that things dick right in the dirt.

6:55 PM Black Coffee you WILL give me the VISION and CLARITY others look at with revolting jealousy!

What have you done.

This has reminded me to seek the treasure that is Pop Tart Ice Cream Sandwiches and for that, I thank you.

Also A, B, D.

I'm talkin' A, B & D, and that's just how it's gotta go.

Wouldn't know. Only used the snack-sized to my memory.

Used a mini-chainsaw today, and it was just as cool as you'd imagine.

"It Never Worked For Me, Brother"

Holy shit.

This fucking carnie son of a bitch is working from beyond the grave. Absolutely dedicated to rube-hunting past the bounds of this mortal coil.

Terry working himself into a shoot even from beyond the grave, brother.

There's never a reason to look in his direction.

No.

No no no no no.

No.

No.

And see how such a thing applies to The Great Big Everything Else.

Writing this bc TMZ had a line about wrestling's narrow audience before Hogan, which is so so so wrong.

Learn about wrestling outside what WWF/WWE gives out in dribs and drabs and you'll see how full of shit the above claim is.

Hogan was a phenomenal draw, no question, but terrority wrestling was still drawing houses and doing business all over.

Hogan helped WWF nationally. And hurt wrestling everywhere else.

Which is the story of him.

Great individual success, at the cost of everyone else.

One of the things you're going to see a lot of in Hulk Hogan obits is the assertion that wrestling wasn't popular until he came along, which is one thousand million percent not true.

Good group chat day post-Hogan.

Open this next to a garbage can then fucking throw it in.

What an exit.

Judi Love is for real one of my favorite contestants. Keep going you have great seasons ahead!

I'm afraid of how bad I'd be at the challenges. Like after one I'd be the first contestant they couldn't find.

I can't stress how good I would be at the studio part of Taskmaster and how utterly fucking apocalyptically bad I would be at the challenges.

Had a spider web at our back door and Carisa said "use a knife to see if it's still there" and so was born Spiderknife, a new household implement/90's Image superhero.

Gladly rock a "Pay Them What You Own Them" tee whenever those hit the market.

25/10 and that's me saying it with a nut allergy.

To what end was this written?

Cool pandering.

Happy to story editor would just love to be involved.