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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

08.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 16560    🔁 3096    💬 225    📌 82
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the New Yorker on Jimmy Kimmel

19.09.2025 07:37 — 👍 341    🔁 88    💬 7    📌 4

Went to the other place to see what was being said about this and strangely very little. Not trending, nothing on the timeline, no comment from Musk, I even started to think this was actually AI or fake.

19.06.2025 05:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do we live in a world where Moo Deng is real and this jet setter is not.

29.05.2025 09:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Think I’m done drinking for a week or two after that celebrating #lufc

23.04.2025 11:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same, can’t think about anything else

20.04.2025 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who wants to chance ending up in one of Trump’s South American gulags

16.04.2025 20:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What tip off have they had now?

10.04.2025 15:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Down is up

09.04.2025 18:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep that permanent instability will continue to do damage. How can business plan for the future when everything can get torn up again and again. Good luck getting companies to invest in the US knowing this.

09.04.2025 18:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*bigly

09.04.2025 17:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump realised you can take on the world or China with tariffs, you can’t take on both.

09.04.2025 17:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bankrupting a casino will soon not be the biggest demonstration of Trump's financial incompetence. He's going to tank the whole US economy.

09.04.2025 11:30 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Like a plot line from Dream Team it’s so fantastical #lufc

08.04.2025 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That should be the tagline, "An uplifting and hopeful story about nuclear armageddon". I bet they do go more like Walking Dead or The Last of Us where it becomes about survival and people trying to retain their humanity rather than the bleakness of nuclear war.

08.04.2025 10:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#OrangeMonday

07.04.2025 07:36 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Today should be named Orange Monday, instead of Black Monday. This disastrous outcome in the markets should be attributed solely to Trump and his insane reckless tariffs.

07.04.2025 07:23 — 👍 36    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 1

This is what you get for ripping America off, Penguins

04.04.2025 07:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is shocking mate, no way the club can let that stand.

03.04.2025 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just catching up and finished ep5 of s2. Absolutely love it so far. The severed floor is like the Black Lodge if they’d gone corporate 😁

03.04.2025 20:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cartoon by @billbramhall.bsky.social.
#TrumpTariffs

03.04.2025 19:44 — 👍 12631    🔁 4211    💬 218    📌 176

Missed Nambia

03.04.2025 16:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a cult and they’re all brainwashed to believe Trump is some demigod or more

03.04.2025 15:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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haha

03.04.2025 14:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck off

03.04.2025 13:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep, our only real choice is to bend over for Trump. So much for all that sovereignty.

03.04.2025 07:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No tariffs on Mexico and Canada then? They weren’t on the board?

02.04.2025 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*the US charges the UK

02.04.2025 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

10% for the UK. But according to his chart the IS charges the UK 10% so how come we don’t get half ie 5%?

02.04.2025 20:29 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Yep, my optimism is back today. I know we we’ve been poor in recent games but I’m putting Saturday down to a post international hangover. I expect us to be much better on Saturday and go on a winning run. We could end up looking at Swansea as the pivotal kick up the backside we needed.

01.04.2025 07:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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