Sometimes I think the workout supplement industrial complex just makes these sort of sexy ads so that @jkass99.bsky.social has something to talk about on @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social

Lighting crackles overhead as machines zap and pop. A scientist in a sweat soaked lab coat collapses to the floor of the chamber as his creation draws its first breath.

Zombie Reagan utters the words we’ve always feared.

“Peace through Vibes.”

Oh god- a vibes arms race is on.

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I remember thinking there couldn’t be a bigger asshole commissioner than Bud Selig but every day old Bobby boy finds a way to become the most unlikeable low forehead mouth breather and overall Baseball-ghoul ever.

Insanely bad take. Bad sports journalism, bad everything. Boo.

You’d love it- good music.

Did @pftompkins.bsky.social make a Lightning Seeds reference? “Cloud cuckoo land”

Put them in trauma

Anybody got a non-paywall link?

I hope to also see some Pooty Tang shout outs soon

Always has been.

Insane take. And I’m not even a steeler fan.

I’m hoping musk is just button mashing his ketamine pump like a 10 year old at his first street fighter tournament.

Unfortunately they don’t have “no children”

The girls are FIGHTING

Comedy’s one true gentleman

Clearly Earnie energy.

Huh- so that’s what that fuckin idiot Chris Cillizza is up to now. Guess I can go back to never thinking of that facile soft headed moron again.