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LOVE botc, im running another game for some friends this weekend. What channels do you usually watch?

so handsome? so pretty?

oh??? my god??? 😵‍💫

I’d like to smooch every cheek pictured here please 🙂‍↕️

Happy to bury my face between my cheeks whenever you need 🙂‍↕️

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meat

come cuddle with me

I have a mystic balm and a haunted effigy, will either of those work?

WHOA DUDE THIS IS SICK!!!

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

worm-in-a-rock god in several poses

worm pinups

I know people wanted them to explore areas outside of yharnam, especially where the eastern hunters are from

I VPN to brazil and it’s available as soon as the episode airs!

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god DAMN 🥺

Fierce Deity Link Art from Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

Fierce Deity Link Art - Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask

may the restorative powers of a walk for coffee cure what ails you 🙏🏼

the fleas are brutal

When you agree to not fart and shit yellow-green poo

Shart-Truce

you’re telling me that entire Siberian railway is trans?

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

And especially with the amount of replayability and content in the game and the ability to unlock more as you play, it feels justified to me.

I do get that perspective, though there is quite a bit more in the box with all the tokens and storage and everything. I guess I’m of the opinion that we’re also paying for the artwork, game design and production as well as the physical contents of the box. The Dead Cells board game is $90 USD fwiw

Jimbo
Vampire Survivors: Ante Chamber
#pixelart

I like Karoma’s Mana as an object, but the lighting on the volcano sprite is really stunning

Keep calm and Superbolide 🖤

Big news: you don't need to adjust captions and volume settings anymore 🫶

Why do you feel that way? Not disagreeing, I’m just genuinely curious

Need to smooch and throat you again soon 🥺