CosmicNewtrino

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

Lol

This is what you do after winning an Oscar

Also woah I haven't really used Bluesky in a hot minute

Hey woah I sent this one in 😎

We implemented Pluey.

Thirsty

every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years

It's always 50% bots and 50% "I'm trying to follow everyone on here" or something like that

THREE??????

Went up against someone with Zapdos ex. Over the course of three turns, they managed to get tails for 11 out of 12 coins (for a total of 30 damage thanks to Growl).
They conceded.
I have the weirdest luck with this game I swear

A screenshot of Spotify, showcasing "suggested albums for you". The first is "A Very Laufey Holiday", the second is the soundtrack to the Shadow the Hedgehog game.

Okay so I knew my music taste was eclectic but this feels targeted

I'm gonna be real every time I saw someone get a god pack a small part of me thought it was fake but the Pokegods smiled upon me that day

Me when I lie:

A screenshot of Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket showing an opened pack of all high rarity cards

THE GOD PACK IS REAL

Written word is so powerful

*does a backflip*

See? I just did a backflip in your mind. All using the power of the written word

*does another backflip*

That one wasn't to prove a point, backflips are just fun

one thing about me is that i’ll respawn in my bed after being killed but with less gold

SIMPLY HAVING A

a JoCat-esque avatar sitting at a desk drawing on a tablet

a JoCat-esque avatar laying on the bed playing video games on a switch-like handheld

a JoCat-esque avatar sitting on a bay window looking out

everybody shut up there's a game that lets you make your own lofi studying room called Spirit City: Lofi

Plain rice and a latte...
You can't recover from this I fear

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

me on my death bed: fuuuuck i wish i posted online more

I don’t know how I’m so bad at identifying Gay People. Someone can just be gaying it up directly in front of me and until they say “my boyfriend” I’m just saying shit like “huh I wonder why I like this person’s vibes so much”

The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat

many are saying this

You're just gonna have to keep them all in one big google doc for the time being

just ran a tcg pocket match with frosmoth and the other guy managed to fail basically EVERY SINGLE COIN TOSS so I kept his pokemon asleep like the whole match. if that was you i'm sorry i just feel bad for you at this point

Dungeon Meshi 🐉 ⚔️