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@heisenbergkamp.bsky.social

Former minor Twitter personality, current nobody

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It’s such a wild coincidence that at exactly the point in my life when halftime shows starting featuring acts that I remember fondly from my youth they also started getting good and not corny or lame.

27.11.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jack White is the king of β€œindie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby

27.11.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3549    πŸ” 302    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 31

I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.

27.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1104    πŸ” 200    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 4

Never believe college athletic departments when they cry poverty again

27.11.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Guillotines

27.11.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1149    πŸ” 242    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 4
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thinking of her today

27.11.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5306    πŸ” 1573    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 60

Y’all need to spend less time talking about β€œ6-7” and more time thinking about Galatians 6:7

27.11.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds β€œYes?” while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, β€œAre you sure it’s the white man who did all that stuff?” The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, β€œBecause I come from white people,” and the fourth panel continues with him saying, β€œand this is the first I’m hearing of it.”

A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds β€œYes?” while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, β€œAre you sure it’s the white man who did all that stuff?” The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, β€œBecause I come from white people,” and the fourth panel continues with him saying, β€œand this is the first I’m hearing of it.”

Happy Thanksgiving

27.11.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6140    πŸ” 1335    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 38
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone

27.11.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big day for fixins, kid

27.11.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

ADs drafting contracts with huge buyouts and no protections for the school vs. them terminating the contracts their predecessors drafted

27.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chychrun for Norris Trophy?

27.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how Home Depot always feels when I'm trying to find someone to ask where the cabinet hinges are though

26.11.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And to think that some of you doubted him smdh

26.11.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNeuer” is actually German for β€œAlmunia” not many people know that

26.11.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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Goal, Karl

26.11.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adrian Newey building a car for Lance Stroll is like feeding almas caviar to a dog

26.11.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i will burn the hall of fame down

26.11.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

NWSL top local viewership markets for championship game on CBS platforms:

1) Washington, DC
2) Kansas City
3) Portland, OR
4) Tulsa
T5) Baltimore
T5) Buffalo
7) Albuquerque-Santa Fe
T9) New Orleans
T9) Hartford & New Haven
T9) San Francisco-Oakland-San Jose
T9) San Diego

26.11.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 32

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment β€œThis essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

26.11.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8980    πŸ” 2457    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 46

A few years ago at Shenandoah I watched a French couple break up at the bottom of a fairly steep .75 mile climb back to the trailhead because she was so mad at him for making her go on a hike.

Horrible that this policy may deprive us of such pleasures in the future.

26.11.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I grant you that I am a fat guy with the palate of a 9 year old, but I don’t even really understand β€œ[x food] is bad” opinions.

Apple pie is β€œdisgusting”?! Bro it is apples sugar and cooked dough, what in the fuck are you talking about.

25.11.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Too late to call it Foundation vs. Empire, I suppose?

25.11.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The NWSL has finally gotten its million-viewer match. Saturday’s championship game garnered 1.184 million viewers, the most watched game in league history

25.11.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 367    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8

I’m always bad at this but he was the guy I was hoping they would hire.

Offensive guy, QB whisperer, connections in/knows how to recruit Texas. Remains to be seen whether school will give him resources to win but I’m pretty excited about this.

25.11.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very impressed with all of your outrageously heterodox opinions about Thanksgiving food, awesome stuff and thank you for sharing it with the world. The Free Press will be offering you a job any minute.

25.11.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not even mildly surprising! Yale would beat Pokes by double digits on a neutral field.

25.11.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To Black people and southerners, who are correct? Yes.

To everyone else, who is wrong? No.

25.11.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

The postscript is that I talked to a couple guys on the other team that he faced the previous night. Asked them what Can's stuff with like.

They said he didn't have much left but that he'd often yell "SWING!" after he threw a pitch.

25.11.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cereal box made to look like a metal wall with rivets, featuring two illustrations of Tommy "Tommy Gun" Maddox in a Steelers uniform, holding a football, alongside a large metal spoon holding milk and frosted corn flakes

A cereal box made to look like a metal wall with rivets, featuring two illustrations of Tommy "Tommy Gun" Maddox in a Steelers uniform, holding a football, alongside a large metal spoon holding milk and frosted corn flakes

Tommy Gun Flakes (2002-2003): After improbably leading the Steelers to the playoffs, journeyman backup QB and XFL MVP Tommy Maddox, aka "Tommy Gun", received his own cereal--frosted corn flakes, with "profits going to charity"

05.05.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 10

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