Rae Fooks

girlfriend is out so it’s time to eat all my stinky foods. we’re talking tuna, we’re talking blue cheese. we’re talking beetroot and balsamic lentil cakes. a perfectly formed meal

it’s me, explaining to my girlfriend that i can’t apply to be head of legal at a campaigning nonprofit with my background in data. “everything is maths”, she exclaims, shaking her head michael mcintyre style. it’s when that fringe be all a-quiver that i know i’ve lost her 💔🪦

you’ll never watch your life slide out of view! if you called your dad he could stop it all! come ON

patiently waiting for the fan edit of severance’s mark and helly to pulp’s common people

he called taylor swift “tay tay”. i am here to sing good king wenceslas in a hallowed space

don’t mind me, just astral projecting thru the roof of this church until the vicar stops talking about his spotify wrapped

not to post exclusively about movie soundtracks but we watched meet me in st louis last night and now the household won’t stop playing the trolley song. we’ve been louis-pilled. addicted to hearing judy sing, conspiratorially, “clang clang clang”

watching much ado about nothing, 1993

an embroidery hoop with an embroidered medieval picture of an anchoress looking out of a church window

a close up of the embroidery

embroidered a medieval anchoress for my friend’s 30th birthday (she already has a tattoo of this same image!)

weather: grimothee chalamet
me: getting swole. getting juicy

mind has been poisoned. i wake up to a raging storm outside my window and think, amazing. there will be less people at the gym

I'm gonna get swoll about this

flatmate just said “even when i can’t hear you i can feel you wiggling” HMMMMMM jealousy is STILL not a good look i see

oh babe! so sweet of u to think of me. i would LOVE to attend but unfortunately i am sequestered for the duration of the papal conclave

if i were a bog body i think i’d werk it. getting 2 b spooky whilst preserving my late-twenties skin texture? mama clag me up

residents of the hornsey area, rest easy in your beds; marmite the cat has been found 😌

i refused to open the video in protest of my fundamental human right to not be hung up on

hmmmmmmm my wife hung up on me to video a cat. im thinking………divorce

YES i am now a spiritual woman. i meditate on whether IT labs still exist

“i never see you at the canteen” okay? i never see u writing personal essays on ur lunch-break on why dummies need faith for comfort bcos u read the god delusion age 11

can chia seeds that get lodged in your toothbrush hatch into small disgusting brown flies overnight? asking for me

going feral in a wife-honoring way

help! i folded my beanie so many times it disappeared. the noggin is exposed

whenever i see that lindt master chocolatier, i just know he’s up to some crazy nonsense

watched crouching tiger, hidden dragon today

one of my girlfriend’s first notes after leaving the cinema was “it feels weird that they know about gravity in oz”. and she is in queer media. so its nice that she spoke to that x

mmm i do that stretch in the gym. feels as juicy as it looks

one corner of my wisdom tooth has emerged from the gum. i keep thinking there’s something in my teeth but it’s just my tooth that’s in my teeth