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Things that just make sense, paying your student loan, so it goes up $97.24. Okay.

Book buying is a hobby entirely unrelated to book reading

No truer words #booksky

Also hi, omg, in a bittersweet update, I put in my resignation at the company I've been with for 10 years. I'm scared and excited to start somewhere new.

If you're a non-confrontational extrovert, date a confrontational introvert, they'll fix your food orders for you and tell off people who are rude.

Also Chewy had this advertisement for me this morning, WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME CHEWY.

Had a dream that my sister moved back in with me, and would not stop buying toilet paper. We were begging her to stop because our basement was full.

I am hella over assisting ungrateful people

Some people: why can't you just SAVE MONEY
The same people: had their tuition paid for, were gifted down payments for houses, raised by wealthy families.

People really need to stop dating my bio siblings. Seriously.

I've had...so many weird ones. Top tier currently is mitchysback4goodpuss

I want to make a bluesky account specifically dedicated to bad/hilarious email addresses candidates use to apply to jobs because god damn, every time I think one can't be topped someone fucking does it.

Me: today will be better
Rooney: pukes in the bed (he's fine he ate grass)
My dad: found out about my brother and is bothering me about it.

Tomorrow....will be better.

Me: I wish this week was over
Alastor: fucking bet.

NOT LIKE THIS PLEASE. CAN I HAVE ONE NORMAL WEEK.

This too shall pass, but man what the fuck

My mom is no longer allowed to go on vacation. Something turrible happens every time

Trump whining that Democrats wouldn't applaud him even if he cured a disease and then a second later bragging about withdrawing from the World Health Organization

Slowly working my way through getting rid of meta/Elon based social media

Build the wall! Around DOGE!

Me: gets an ad for Harry Potter Hogwarts legacy 2
Also Me: reports it for hate speech

Will you join us, Wisconsin?
#50501
🚨VIOLENCE OF ANY KIND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED🚨

Video clip of hundreds of folks leaving protest at DC Children's National Hospital earlier today.

This past week the hospital abruptly stopped providing gender affirming healthcare for youth under 19 years old, to preemptively comply with the Musk/Trump Administration's illegal Executive Order.

Someone please take these hair brains out before they kill out my friends

We do realize that MAGA has taken the country in a coup right?!? You think they are giving it back in 2-4 years?!? Think again. First step occupy every branch, second step militarization, final step… labeling everyone who dissents a terrorist and carting them away. Pay attention and stay safe!

Realistically if I keep putting money in my savings the way I have been, I'll have ~$5k to move in two years.

It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too.

Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.

Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.

I think it would be Ok, peaceful even, to be eaten by a whale

Side note, the company I work for is lovely and provides benefits that cover gender affirming care. We also didn't roll back our DEI initiatives. So if anyone is looking in the Illinois, Minnesota, Indiana, Wisconsin area. Hmu
We cover other states too but those are mine in particular

No, I'm actually a ghost with a passport.

I hope with my heart this is true. Report Melania too. 🤣